Michael Johnson

I work in IT but one day I might make a comic strip. Like in a "far side", "peanuts" kind of way. Not in a verb kind of evil way.

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

I would have 100 percent fallen for these.

I honestly believe most would have made me roll my eyes and say "they are going to blow through their series A so fast." As if I knew what that meant

At least two would have made me mutter to myself "huh... But does it scale?"

[Elai @elaifresh]

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF?

I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…

[Elai @elaifresh]

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF?

I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@thesherylralph I remember my mom using the "my ass bleeds for you" phrase and I just thought it was common but later realized I never hear people say it. Glad I now know where she probably heard it from"

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

Why is this ad using a cactus?

I cant think of a worse choice.

[Maximus @MaximusTribe]

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[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian who is as edgy and as offensive as comedy comes, but he also doing it in good faith and in the context of stand-up comedy. And he accepts and understands what he is doing. He is RIGHT ON here.

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@KevinlyFather I love how many small but completely unbelievable lies he just sprinkles into every thing he says .

"I get that question almost more than any other question"

No. No you dont. Theres no way that is true.

It is just a sales technique to build rapport and it is tacky.

[Good Morning America @GMA]

BREAKING: The ex-model who accused Donald Trump of groping her in the 1990s is giving more details into the former president's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

https://t.co/ebn7TolXkv

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@Ronxyz00 As an uncle, i can say this sounds like an awful idea. I have a bunch of nieces and this sounds like too much work. Plus they would make better choices than I would.

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@ctv_mack But, has anyone ever came forward and said that they worked on or were involved with any part of that movie. Thats where the whole Mandela effect breaks down for me

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

I know i might sound like a homer right now, but how can you have everyone in the booth point out how obvious it was that he touched the ball and then not over turn the call. I think the announcers should be able to double challenge bad challenges.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Their controlling the weather

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@pattonoswalt @primantibros And of course the jersey we see being worn by a JD fan is Big Ben's

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@dietkramer I now find that SNL skit so much funnier

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@TommyBeer Cowboys right? I mean, the lakers having Dak as a potential starting pitcher might give a little advantage on the mound, but the rest of the laker size wise make for a massive strike zone.

Plus has to be easier to find 9 baseball players out of 54 NFLers than 11 NBAers

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

I just now, 7 minutes ago, learned that Billy Zane didnt play the Mummy in the Brendan Frasier Mummy Movies.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

LEGO to my show

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@megynkelly Isn't, and correct me if I'm wrong, Isn't Trump a super rich celebrity.

I'm pretty sure he had a TV show and everything.

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@Dgillbert @MattGertz Ok 1st, i love the name of the cat.

2nd. Nice of her to apologize.

3rd. Maybe, jjjuuuusssstttt maybe consider being less obvious with who you still support for president

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@corys00 @SoftyGMB @PabloTorre @minakimes @FamilyFeudABC @davidchang @MichelleWieWest @pablofindsout @majordomomedia I want this to be true.

I dont think ive ever wanted something to be true so bad in my life.

[Michael Johnson @PopsMcDaddy]

@RexChapman Me reading the tweet's text: oh god, im sure it isnt THAT and if it is, there is some room for debate and interpretation

Me watching the video: Yep. 100%. That just happened. No room for debate or interpretation