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“Don’t chase after wide one’s just because you’ve not scored in a while” - Rob Yates

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@UoBCricket Can we have a livestream of felly’s first ball

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Heman has just broken his bat from hitting it too hard #alpha #unit #weapon

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Felly has gone first ball at Weoley Hill, thanks for coming fella #leadbyexample

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Gaetes stone dead. Couldn’t find the middle anyway. Probably best for the team.

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Perrin bowled out for a quick 24. Gaeton in at 3 for the 3’s in the 14th over, Bristow currently in the market for a carribean passport #wrists #standanddeliver

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Not sure what has got me more erect, Woody’s half time reading or Bristow’s cover drive

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Part 3- Daldorph had the ball on the end of a string. The scenes were like something from a Boxing Day test. #music #daddy #G #thespot #theentertainer #gun #whydidntheplaythefirsttwo #burstonaverage #badtoe #thedevonbotham #limbs

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Part 2- squad. In the field ‘the jazz man’ inspired his team to the best fielding performance of the day. But best of all, with the ultras behind him, he delivered the best bowling display edgbaston has ever seen @OHD_20. There were limbs on the terrace as George ‘daddy G’

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Part 1- Here we go. We have the last post today and it’s the first ever three parter. Electrictrifying, entertainer, elegant, explosive and exquisite. Words that don’t do the G spot justice for his performance today. With the bat he made Burston look like he belongs in social

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@KinghamRob Good players do it twice #goagain

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We’ve decided to turn up. Aston uni got close but a clutch bowling spell at the end with 3 wickets from Wob Kingham has secured the win for UBCC. 30 runs with the bat, genuine all-rounder. #essexlebron #hesgivenit #danny333 #clocksgoback #yesbranchylad #saxolicence #iloout #sniff

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Well that, was fucking dreadful. I believe this award should be given to Kaye and Daldorph for not being involved at all but unfortunately we have to give it to Derbyshire’s finest @charlieb422, a well worked retirement but did spray it #nagini #yorkshirefraud #lengthandlength

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Was a rough start, an hour journey proving too much with vks and roosters coming up in the carpark 10 mins before ball 1. But Neco turned it around with a fluent 4* and a skillful opening spell picking up a 2fer #shouldabeen4 #lightweight #zombie #bourneywho #genuineallrounder

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Who would’ve thought that a man stood at 5’6 could hit the ball harder than Chris Gale? @wdburston nailed Notts bowling attack around as the 2s chased down 110 in 8 overs to win the league (I promise) #netrunrate #bristollivingstone #saveem #visuallyimpared #2sdontlose #ondrive

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@wdburston @jbennett0811 Unfortunately, being pumped for 19 off 3 balls does rule you out pal. Maybe next week 🏏

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Those Sunday morning fitness sessions have helped ay?@jbennett0811. The best bloke this planet has ever seen and the captain of the mighty 2’s steered his team to victory with 39 red after bowling Oxford out for 140. He even finished the chase with a 6 #alpha #gingertax #lionking

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Like this tweet if you wish you were as cool as this bloke. One thing I wish is to be able to hit a 90m 6 like Will Fell. 1s player of the match Felly smashed 62 opening the batting, setting up a comfortable victory over Warwick. #gunkeeper #josbutler #savethem #brieandcrackers

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Apologies for the late post but Monday’s player of the match for the 1s is Barlie Chorne. First of all he bowls rockets and then he finished the game like an alpha with a huge 6. #gun #nagini #lineandLENGTH #LBW #noodlearms #shittrim #showers