Clarence Bobarence

Sorry Elmo, I’m monitoring all the situations rn

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

aint nothing Goofy about it

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

@annieonthings I produce diarrhea every day on my way to the office like clockwork #AheadOfTheTrend #BuiltForThis #Imodium

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

“No one’s prepared for how bad things are going to get” oh yeah? No one notices anything going on except you? You should try posting about it, that’ll turn things around. You’re definitely not just blowing out your nervous system over every announcement these morons put out 👍🏼🫡

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

people have been posting this sort of shit for like 10+ years and yknow I get it, but give it a rest

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

things are about to get very, very, very bad.

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

Sure!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

EuroLeague Defender of the Year Alpha Diallo has agreed to a one-year, $1.4 million deal to sign with the Denver Nuggets, agents Jared Mucha and Javon Phillips of Excel Sports Management tell ESPN. The former Providence standout and Euro star makes the NBA jump at 29 years old on a guaranteed deal for the West contenders.

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

I feel bad for a lot of the devs because you can tell there’s a lot of people working on this that want to make a legitimately great football game, but unfortunately everyone in the EA upper echelon are the literal antichrist

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

An update from the College Football 27 Team. #CFBGoPlay

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

it’s happening

[The Zodiac GM @TheZodiacGM]

LeBron James Best Destination Options

In my opinion, LeBron can be a great fit on many teams.
Looking at his career, LeBron has only won championships with coaches who match his energy:

• Ty Lue (Taurus)
• Erik Spoelstra (Scorpio)
• Frank Vogel (Cancer cusp)

Coaches That Fit LeBron Well:
• Heat: Erik Spoelstra (Scorpio)
• T-Wolves: Chris Finch (Scorpio)
• Nuggets: David Adelman (Taurus)
• Knicks: Mike Brown (Pisces)
• Mavericks: Dusty May (Capricorn)
• Celtics: Joe Mazzulla (Cancer)

Coaches That Are Least Compatible:
• 76ers: Nick Nurse (Leo)
• Cavaliers: Kenny Atkinson (Gemini)
• Warriors: Steve Kerr (Libra)
• Spurs: Mitch Johnson (Sagittarius)

Best Potential Starting Lineup Synergy:
1. Knicks
2. 76ers
3. Spurs
4. Nuggets
5. Heat
6. Cavaliers
7. Mavericks
8. Warriors
9. T-Wolves
10. Celtics

Top 4 Teams for LeBron:
1. Nuggets
2. Heat
3. Knicks
4. T'Wolves

These teams give LeBron the best mix of coach compatibility and strong lineup synergy.

[jp @excesstential]

Love Island is interesting bc it’s evil but it’s also refreshingly honest. There’s no facade of sincerity like the Bachelor: the show itself is an openly hostile cosmic force against the contestants, the islanders subject to the whims of invisible viewers and a disembodied voice

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

#LENUGGET

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron James is willing to accept a minimum contract to play for a contender, per @ShamsCharania

He doesn't intend to make a "financially-driven decision"

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

feel to my knees at the cvs

[DNVR Nuggets @DNVR_Nuggets]

𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮: Tim Hardaway Jr. is signing with the Heat

per @ChrisBHaynes

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

hell yeah 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[New York Post @nypost]

Mystery of explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak in the US - as experts try to figure out what's causing it https://t.co/7CRM7xuQ49

[abdi 🇫🇷 @abditmr]

that’s because the audience stopped consuming the show as purely flawed people navigating a social experiment and instead use it to reinforce narratives they’ve already assigned to the contestants and they become bound by an unwritten contract where the audience has already decided who they’re supposed to be and every interaction gets filtered through that lens making any sort of nuance and context secondary to preserve their desired narrative

[A @GIRLFKYOU]

y’all called KC a “predatory abusive rapist” and Aniya still wanted to be with that “predatory abusive rapist”. that’s why it’s crazy to push dangerous rhetoric like that on islanders when the people you’re trying to speak for don’t feel that way.

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

How it feels living in Astoria

[NYC-DSA 🌹 @nycDSA]

ABER WINS

Palestine was on the ballot, and now a Palestinian-American democratic socialist is going to Albany. @aberkawas is exactly who New Yorkers need fighting for them in the State Senate. Because socialists get it done. 🌹

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

They indeed hooped

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

This is the team. This is our year. Get out and vote.

Early voting starts June 13th and runs until June 21st.

Election Day is Tuesday, June 23rd.

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

and he’s 100% correct

[yas @adoomies3]

Yeah KC done with Aniya. He said “I can’t fix another person past trauma” yikesss

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

you can disagree with him politically I guess, but you can’t argue that he’s not the best public speaker in the country rn

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

you see the vision

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Finna vote Sol and Caleb as my favorite couple just to make sure they’re safe and get a real chance at exploring and enjoying the show if they ever send in bombshells.

[Steez Slaton 🪙 @FearOfPieces]

It's hard actually being a normal person watching Love Island because aside from Melanie being a crash out and Sincere lying and trying to people please, I don't think anyone has done anything worthy of being called out or having needed to defend

[new Era @studlov3r]

Bryce this episode #loveislandusa

[Clarence Bobarence @Portaben]

https://t.co/TtEqc8El6L ELOs, buncha dumbasses in this family

[No Context Anime & Stuff @CinematicLands]

I don’t get it