Clay Porter

Work hard, play hard, rehab hard

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

@CarterCruise remix to ignition

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

The devil is running a free trial on hell this week. All you gotta do is walk outside.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Since Twitter won’t let me retweet this… I screen shot it for you…

[Hank Williams, Jr. @HankJr]

I met Ms. Mary Jane Thomas on July 4th, 1984 in Daytona Beach, FL. Who knew that the Beach Beauty would turn out to be a world-class hunter and adventurer? We traveled all over the world on hunts and safaris, but our favorite was hunting right here in Tennessee!

[NRA @NRA]

Grind now. Shine later. 🏋️‍♂️💪🔥 @barstoolsports

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

Tyrant

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

I came back to Twitter for two reasons, @hannie93_ content and Daddy Elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

Elon Musk is buying Twitter.

CNN+ is shutting down.

Disney is being reined in.

It's a bad time to be woke.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

10 Things that frighten Liberals:

1. The Constitution
2. The American Flag
3. Donald Trump
4. Elon Musk
5. Patriotism
6. Gun Rights
7. Capitalism
8. Hard Work
9. Prayer
10. Black Conservatives

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

Can someone tell me what this is? I’m not a biologist.

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

@hannie93_ She definitely snorted a fat line of Coke to get her through that speech

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

Every Dawg has his day. Today was that day

[Ryne Rankin @Bigrank38]

📬

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

@SawyerHackett Those are the reins on the horse you moron

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

@hannie93_ Who won the argument? You or you!!

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

@hannie93_ Every time I eat one I’m unhappy. It reminds me we have no turkey in the fridge for a real sandwich

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

@GAFollowers Good riddance.

[Clay Porter @PorterClay]

Here in the south if we can’t ride it or Fuck it, we put a leash on it and call it a pet.

[Michael Waddell @BoogerBottom]

Good luck to all my homies in the south on this very special opening day of turkey season 2021. The last year or so has been insanely strange & difficult for everyone!
I 🙏 the daylight, gobbles & time with friends & family bring some peace!
Bust a beak!
#cantstoptheflop