Kez Porter

Serving Warrant Officer Class 1 in the British Army. 🇬🇧 All views are mine and not that of the MOD.

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@clumsyoaf33 @garywilson99931 You tell him. 😜😜

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@Windyweaver It was The First Battalion Light Infantry

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@Mazza6069 But………... He was the second man on the Iranian balcony. Mrs T personally awarded him the VC.

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@clumsyoaf33 Happy Birthday. 🥂🎂🥂🎂🌸

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@JohnSwinney It’s not free. The TAX PAYER foots the bill. 🤬

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@andrewc44104127 Who

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@Posted_to_BAOR @eggsinasquare @hellbunnt @dave_plane @ShashlikNo1 @SimonLock74 I once got 28 days rippers. Only realised after if I had called the CO a cock I would have got 14 days detention. A much easier punishment. Hated rippers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@oldladybrain Looks yummy 😋

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@mercede72928186 Great choice. I’m in a similar boat. Regimental dinner last night. Finished at 05:00 with a champagne breakfast. Slept until 14:00 now back on the G&Ts.
Tomorrow can piss off 😂😂😂

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@clumsyoaf33 A fan or 2. Unless you have air conditioning 😁👍

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@SkyCricket Eoin Owen Morgan stop talking over everything. So annoying 😳😳😳

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@JustOneWeeWorld He will have got legal aid because his assets are frozen, is my presumption.

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@adamboultonTABB Should be asked what Ed Miliband knows, that he holds such power over the Government???

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@NotFarLeftAtAll A cooker 😂

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@wellinard @grok what film is this

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@clumsyoaf33 @igarglewithfire 😂😂😂😂 and trip to A&E

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@IainDale @JohnSlinger He will be in the cabinet by the end of the year, with his brown tongue 😂

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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @GBNEWS needs publishing 😡😡