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Can we plz bring back the frito burrito @tacobell

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@Casey @nothing .

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Solved a Rubik’s cube today. Feel accomplished

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Math induced anger

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@GratefulDead The dirty heads @dirtyheads

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“There’s such a high demand for Oreo pudding these days” -B Blom

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@stoolpresidente How many remotes u got😆

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Kinda upset I didn’t get an I Voted sticker shits been hyped up for 18yrs and what a let down I’ll tell ya

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Green skittles taste like stink bug smell.

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@DanBilzerian Bills to Bilz. Paying the Bilz.

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I wish I could invest in @joerogan as a stock

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@HeinzKetchup_US This would be the best gift for my cousins birthday today the amount of ketchup she uses would even scare you @HeinzKetchup_US

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@TheRealJoePooch @30SECVlDEOS @joeschmoe809 Your right this involves talent and creativity

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@realDonaldTrump Hey dumbfuck wake up

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People trying to make toilet paper last like...

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Sometimes I wish I had a hottub so I wouldn’t have to take showers just to warm up

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James Harden dunks. Refs blow the call and call it no basket. Rockets lose in double OT. Ouch.

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@Tesla Shakedown street Grateful Dead 🤘🏽

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@neva3hhh I just think this is false