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Outdoor lover, family man, Leaf fan and legendary fishing expert!

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@thegoldenmuzzy Wonderful hair

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@BizNasty2point0 Great tilt. Horrible camera angle.

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@expomick condolences to John Garrett's family. Funfact he assisted on Gordie Howe's last goal!

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@Bonsie1951 @unionvillearms Such a shame that the @MapleLeafs forced you into early retirement. It sure would be great to hear your voice a few weeks from now.

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@expomick Colorado beats Carolina in 7 with a goal by Nate who also wins the Conn Smythe

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@thegoldenmuzzy Like Marty always says... the best ability is availability.

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@thegoldenmuzzy Haha Kucherov is not aloud to win the hart. Even if he got 200pts

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@Yuridegopnik @memechaotic I've heard from subway employees that they unplug the freezers overnight to save electricity.

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@Marlayna29 Coffee

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@trumplicans2024 Superfly

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@AntiLeftMemes Zeuss

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@td_nash Jim Kelly

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@burnsieoriginal

[Who-Else @MinorMidgetGTHL]

This year after 13 games without Marner.

Leafs have
Better record
More goals for
Better power play
Matthews has more goals.

MRob somehow thinks the Leafs are missing Marner.

Math is hard.

IYKYK

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@JunkWaxHeroes Ah yes...Nolan Ryan the quarterback.

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@Bonsie1951 @AngusGlenGC @hockeywithheart @Jim_Ralph @JesseRalph @HockeyHelps This is great but you and @Jim_Ralph roast each other every game anyway and dammit I'll miss it.

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@MuskokaCoach18 Tallest guy in hockey 🏒 at the time. Pure beauty.

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@MuskokaCoach18 But also for stealing that kids hat!

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@Sportsnet Big save Dave

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@burnsieoriginal Preach it! Protect thy castle.

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@burnsieoriginal @PizzaGirl902 Sounds like a beautiful lake.