Lyle Patterson

LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS & THEME PARKS! Yeah I have stretch marks, go tell someone who cares. BVB ARMY! MOTIONLESS IN WHITE :3

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Kabab on the go

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Giving iPhones to anyone that follows @TheLifeDiaries !

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Getting t in the bath

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Could do with a shit

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I feel ill

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#TweetAPicOfYourEyes http://t.co/UX9N6glP

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@_C0ndom @seanwbu I have this top!

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Yo what i gotta do to show these girls that i own 'em, some call me nicki and some call me roman. Skeeza please im in ibiza, oh. @NICKIMINAJ

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http://t.co/61a1NPc8 - SEX SEX SEX SEX, now i have your attention please vote for my gorgeous little sister maddie-may :)

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#HonestyHour me and my mum played knock door run on our old house earlier

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#HonestyHour my mum once came in my room to shout at me but she forgot that she was naked and I'm still emotionally scarred

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Bitches be taking pictures of themselves in the mirror saying 'nerd', your not a nerd, you just a whore who found glasses..

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my mum is getting me one of these bad boys for my birthday :O

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@Jason_Minaj number 2 :)

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When @NICKIMINAJ comes on the telly I don't care whether your in bed or not mum, the TV is going up to 50 minimum...

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Ask me a question http://t.co/QxuTCWgv

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What are some things that make you really happy? — People that care about me and make me feel like i'm wanted.... http://t.co/RI3t6Bmp

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Every time I sneeze I feel like 20million hippos have trampled over my face?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Emeli sande seriously needs to cheer up with her music, she's getting worse than adele.

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OMG IM 15 IN 22 DAYS! :O