𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖍 𝕊 ℙ 𝕀 𝕋 𝔼 ᴘᴏᴅᴄᴀsᴛ

a capricorn and a libra walk into a bar. the capricorn leaves with a lifetime ban. the libra pukes in the capricorn’s bed. it’s posh spite baby

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𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙃 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙏𝙀—
the chaotic baby of ur sleep paralysis demon & lindsay lohan’s 2013 mugshot (u know, the one w/the fab contour) but in ✨podcast✨ form

witness our gorgeous dysfunction here, every other monday:
https://t.co/lafaMkjh76

XOXO,
mica + katie

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@charli_xcx GRINS ⚔️ GRINS ⚔️ GRINS

[Charli @charli_xcx]

rt if you’ve always been an unlock it girl 💕🔒

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yes, we compiled 64 of the most iconic celebrity feuds in pop culture history into a bracket for march madness bc we’re ✨those bitches✨

voting for each matchup begins this friday via our instagram stories @PoshSpite

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(it’s not)

[𓆩𝕶𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖊𓆪 @tiredbitch_666]

idk abt u guys but tom brady was my least favorite vanderpump rules side character

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introducing #BlackMac
bc tumblr goths need to eat too

[Kraft Mac & Cheese @kraftmacncheese]

This Valentine’s Day, we’re giving 1,000 lucky lovebirds the chance to turn their mac and cheese into sweet, pink #CandyKraftMacAndCheese. To enter and see official rules, visit: https://t.co/4IVysaCuYy. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends 2/8/2021

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@mercedes_mnz wait you are SO LISA!! i keep accidentally dressing like mary lmao

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@mercedes_mnz thoughts on slc??

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fuck it, martin gore

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depeche mode fit appreciation post

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@GKuhlenschmidt

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2021, baby

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@NOFSpodcast as a child i chose to be traumatized by spy kids again and again

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@ziwe 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

Me after sending out exactly one email

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when i see a crying child in public

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•*~ aLwAyS oN bRaNd ~*•