Kyle, Son of Daw

Proud owner of a brain

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Messed around on Ancestry and found out I'm descended from Polish royalty

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Me after hearing Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran once

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Things England has been historically amazing at, in order:

1. Colonizing
2. Creating sports that the rest of the world eventually becomes much better at
3. Polite rudeness
4. Telling the phonetic sound of 't' to bugger off

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@maconners2 Zach is really packin these days 🍆

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Still the slickest burn in cinematic history

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@TomBrady's chances in #CapitalOnesTheMatch after seeing he can't deflate a golf ball 📉 @AaronRodgers12 @b_dechambeau

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2008 Lil Wayne: Lost in a maze therefore I am amazing

16 y/o me:

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@saassigail Lol let's just hope they don't discover the benefits of western medicine anytime soon or else that mortality rate will plummet

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Cicadas have a 98% mortality rate prior to maturity, yet there are still billions of them that will reach adulthood in Brood X. Imagine if they all lived to maturity...we're talking something like 500 trillion cicadas. Earth would be the planet of the cicadas for like a month.

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People who eat raw honeycomb scare the shit outta me

[stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree @StefGotBooted]

The opening two paragraphs from the Irish Times review of the Harry and Meghan interview. Lmao.

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#MarvelGOATQuotes Tony Stark to General Ross: "You can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold, I like to watch the line blink."

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How I feel walking my dog past another dog who is barking agressively at her

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I think ACC refs know less about the rules of basketball than I do

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@maconners2 It's Marc Rebillet or nothing

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Wait this doesn't float because they didn't speak English in Noah's time 💀 disregard

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@JusttheZooofUs The last two are a couple of my faves

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@alien_exchange Good bot

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I think I was supposed to be born in England bc over there they don't put ice in their drinks like proper people