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Various stuff

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

"China and the US had some quite *substantive* negotiations ... one to one" - #ncmun16

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Where are the IPC tweets? #MCMUN2016

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Test tweet, please ignore.

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

British government dies from ebola, ISIS merges with Israel, Martians destroy Earth, PressTV proclaimed rulers of Jupiter.

#Truth #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Israel and the US reported to be disappointed, as it emerges that the Earth was not destroyed.

#ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Earth destroyed, ebola contained.

Exclusive video from PressTV:
http://t.co/xXnAsh3oTq

#Ebolaclypse #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Entire IPG die from ebola. Reporting after being resurrected by PressTV's Martian delegation. #Ebolaclypse #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Delegates from Mars agree to interview at PressTV. Insist that the vaporisation of Earth is imminent. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Mars threatens to vaporise Earth if ebola is not controlled. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Activity appears to halt in all UN committees. Have they all died from ebola? #ncmun14

[BRISMUN18_ACPETERSINGER @PetSingBrisMUN1]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning #getsome #apocalypsenow #ncmun14 #ebolacylpse

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

PressTV journalists arrested by Iranian police. Claims of irresponsible reporting and possible insanity. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

NATO force threatens to "fill the Tunnel with napalm" if British crowds continue their advance. #ncmun14

[BRISMUN18_ACPETERSINGER @PetSingBrisMUN1]

#BREAKING: USA advocates the use of napalm to eradicate the terrorists and those infected #ncmun14 #smellofnapalm
http://t.co/5qAWophZCN

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Millions of panicked civilians storm the Channel Tunnel on foot! #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

EU airforce scrambled to sink all boats leaving the UK. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

US considers nuclear strikes against ebola. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

EU considers closing borders to stop the spread of airborne ebola. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Rumours of martial law in UK, as ebola and Scottish freedom fighters bring the state to its knees. #ncmun14

[Not Russia @Possibly_a_fish]

Iran closes borders as airborne ebola is reported sweeping through IS territory. #ncmun14