space guy

i write sometimes. i draw sometimes. i sing sometimes. i game sometimes. i self-deprecate a lot of the times. she/they

[space guy @PossiblyAwesom]

https://t.co/JP1z5DWyjM

[Max @maxtmcc]

do you struggle with spatial awareness? is your favorite activity gathering up all your friends and blocking people from moving around you on a busy day? consider becoming a tourist to Washington DC

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Imagine being the Republican party and trying to hide the fact that one of your Senators died to avoid holding a special election and then a totally different Republican Senator died from karma

[Aeris (puppygirl film lover) @TGirlCigSlut]

Despite how many famous deaths there have been recently you really dont get a lot of famous last words these days so it does feel really special that we got to hear "counting or not counting gang violence"

[TWISTED yomai @yomaigaming]

my shrooms

[fish marriage @corviiid]

the variants of writer's block which are like. variant 1: you can't write anyting except "the". variant 2: you CAN write, but the story in your head is pretty good and the words on the page are "There goes Spot. See Spot run. Go, Spot, go!" variant 3: the centipede gets you

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

like how do you see this and not interpret it as “deal’s off”

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Whoooooooooooooooooooosh
Woooooooooosh
Whooooooooooooooosh
Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh
Nnnnneeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwssssssssh
Whoooooooooooooooooooooasssh

— living in Washington D.C. today

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[alex ✪ @phoundheaven]

PHANNIES ‼️‼️

I accidentally bought a hl tour ticket on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $1,000 (plane & tix, hotel). if anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is john he's 5'10 super nice guy

[tumblr @tumblr]

last day of pride but destiel is forever

[Soph ❦ @ciaocupid]

Yeah I think about this poem way too much

[p ★ @burnitpercabeth]

everyone at camp sacrificing their favourite bit of the meal to the gods in hopes of attention vs sally putting a match in someone’s random mostly empty milkshake glass and poseidon coming running… like that’s cinema

[rose @louismyrose]

“#DPM607RA19102009” can someone actually give me a gun

[lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[Quinn The GM @quinnthegm]

I should also come clean that this post was in my drafts for a solid six months before the season started

[nana @ivansbootyplug]

mystery spot starts off so light like haha dean keeps dying in dumb ways lol and then the last 15 minutes are sam being psychologically tortured for 6 months and killing his adoptive father