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Compelled to this hellsite after Deadspin died (go subscribe to Now tweeting twice every other month, which is twice as often as I should

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@drmistercody Who is this "Hitler" fellow? With no statues, how can we be expected to learn about his history?

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@edsbs Who would win: a bear on the edge, or a gorilla at tackle?

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@Tinyflyingdriz2 Absolutely no one, besides the OTHER worst review you've ever read for a game you haven't played yet

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@CraigSJ I'd have bet almost anything!

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@xoxogossipgita The grocery store thing is funny to me because I lived in Minnesota, where grocery stores could only sell 3.2 beer, and moved to Reno where half the stores have little slot machine rooms. Grocery store was one of the first times I remember thinking "what even is this place"

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@Lubchansky I went from thinking "brain in robot spider is too specific to be a bit" to discovering he also did in fact fuck and suck his way back to the top

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@_KenAdams__ @JuddLegum I guess if you're billing the state for a drive you're not making, you may as well pretend you're going back and forth every day, and driving back home for lunch as well

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@OrrellAEI @mikepolkjr @JonahDispatch Oh damn, you're right. I totally forgot the Civil War happened because I don't have any framed Confederate currency displayed in my house. Thank God brave heroes like you are keeping the history alive

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@KeenanPeachy This exact thing happened to my cousin. I'll DM you pictures of the rejection letters when he sends them, but he's off visiting his girlfriend in Canada so he doesn't have them with him. I'd ask his dad to look for them but he's very busy at his job in Japan working at Nintendo

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@AprilNicoleinVA "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I just believe a massive conflict isn't actually happening, and it's just a money laundering scheme perpetrated by every government on earth"

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@kenhagen @RealMNchiefsfan Honestly, fix the game breaking bugs and re-release it exactly as is and I will pay 70 dollars for that game right now

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@xoxogossipgita Even my six year year old doesn't tattle on her little brother with the fervor of these weirdos

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"We've all heard it blubbered by the terminally spineless, "no ethical consumption under-" yes, yes, ought we to congratulate you for abandoning your economic education the moment you found a quote you felt gave license to your moral cowardice?"

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@MileHighMoments @cjmills82 @TomPelissero Man, I'm a Broncos fan too. But they fired Ejiro's friend, and then passed him up for that promotion. Would not be wild if more of his pals are replaced with Payton's guys. First sign of trouble, you wanna guess who the scapegoat would be? Ejiro was always going to be leaving

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@Srirachachau I am equally likely to do something fucking stupid or get hit by a car, than I am to make more than $10 million dollars anyway

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@Srirachachau Why go through all that again, and when I can just take the $10 million and my family is set forever with no effort on my part.

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@JT89336467 @JoshuaPHilll JT after the next age increase - "66 is still pretty low for European standards"

And the one after that - "you know, 68 is still pretty low for European standards"

"Actually, these days 70 is still pretty low for European standards"

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@EqualityDefer_d @J_Chiemeke @Udide3 @Nnedi @deray By your logic in this thread, if you wrote the headline for that story as "[Pitcher] Becomes The First Pitcher to Throw a No Hitter" you would qualify that as an accurate headline

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@shutup_listen @bomani_jones Famously, Bill Bellicheck has little to do with personnel decisions, particularly at the most important position in the game

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@Dan_Alper @mbanksHDL @Jedonfire @bomani_jones The whole thing reads a lot more like "Mac is bad and the Patriots would trade up of they wanted one of the good qbs" than "they would need to trade up for Mac specifically"