ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ

37 year old jock that got kicked out of college and now just kinda bums around and fucks bitches~ ╼╾ Dominant as fuck ╼╾ Open DMs

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

“Shoulda made it to the big leagues, but I got kicked out for fuckin’ the headmaster’s wife. Oops.”

╾30 year old college dropout muse

╾Will fuck your wife

╾FC: Mike from Until Dawn

╾Rt, follow, you know the drill.

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@BIMB0PAWG That's what happens when she trusts some scummy 30-year old. Honestly, he might just end up keeping her~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@BIMB0PAWG's trip to America's been going well~

They literally haven't left his crummy apartment in DAYS!

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@R0YALLYBL0NDE Not much for him to prepare. Other than cleaning up all the beer cans around his apartment but. . .meh, he doesn't feel like it.

Hope she's ready to share a bed with an older deadbeat nightly~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

The older men of America are like that too. Especially deadbeats like him—.

[Anna Kaboom @RailBitch]

Disclaimer: she didn't post this.

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

"The term is 'brat'."

Cue him nonchallantly taking a swig from his beer can.

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@ThiccTakeOver He moved a hand up to rest on the back of her head, sloppily swapping spit with the white-haired babe.

"Mmn~"

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Currently making out with @ThiccTakeOver while she sits on his lap.

He's missed her~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

He's back.

Got locked up for indecent exposure for a bit. Oops~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Where's @ClutzyKorean at?

He needs some head.

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Yeah, yeah. Just this once~

'Til she ends up wanting to give him more 'lessons'~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Where's @TrickstarDuel?

The deadbeat needs her on his lap~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Not to mention @ThelceBeauty teaching him about chainlinks.

Chainlink 1. . .2. . .3~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Pretty damn kind of @MxlodiusSlxt to teach him what 'overlaying' is~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Sloppily making out with @ClutzyKorean in his car. . .in the school parking lot.

Yes, he's dropping her off. She was at his place last night~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@M0CHAQUEEN He's never been one for subtlety~

Nor for letting his surrogate niece go for too long without his attention~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Currently on his sofa and making out with @M0CHAQUEEN~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@OFDANAWARD Shall he be expecting her to ditch school and arrive at his doorstep shortly~?

If so, she can come right on in~

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

Texting @OFDANAWARD while she's in class.

. . .It's a dick pic.

[ᗷᖇYᑕE ᒍᗩᑕKᔕOᑎ @PostCollegeJock]

@OFDANAWARD That so?

And what if he were to. . .send a video next~?