Jeff Post

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@Ticketmaster I have been leaving messages with your Fraud unit for a WEEK and no one has called me back. Can’t buy tickets! Won’t go through.

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@GiraffeNeckMarc That’s our world unfortunately. Cashman can trade for Stanton, Donaldson, Montas, and Bader, throw money at Hicks, Rodon, and Rizzo, fail to acquire Castillo or Olsen, and pass on Freeman yet somehow he’s still employed 14 years after the Yanks last World Series. 😡#FireCashman

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@Acyn For starters, if you’re dumb enough to be in that audience, you’re certainly dumb enough to believe he could actually do that.

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@chrislhayes @AOC This is COVID Part 2. Please let all the FOX News viewers walk around outside without masks. Let ‘em train for that marathon. Suck in all that perfectly healthy, totally normal, China-style air.

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@TVietor08 What is the point here? Graciously resigning her seat when she is clearly unfit to serve would burnish her legacy far more than stubbornly clinging to power until her term ends. It’s not as though the seat won’t be filled by another Democrat.

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@TheJudge44 is on pace for 162 home runs this season. #OpeningDay #Yankees

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@BonnieBernstein Can we agree that Ryan Day is the most overrated coach? How do you throw 2 passes - 1 nearly picked off - while trying to set up a field goal? Think maybe the kicker would have liked to be between the hashes instead?

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@RonFilipkowski Kudos to @shrimpJAJ! His impression keeps getting better. I can’t tell where the real one ends and the parody begins!

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@GOP You realize those two sentences sit in complete opposition to each other, right? @ReverendWarnock is the only choice for anyone who still believes in democracy. #VoteBlue

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@bennyjohnson You don’t know how elections work, so let me explain. NY elected a Dem governor and a Dem senator. That would mean the Dems (blue) got more votes. Pretty map, though.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

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[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@TVietor08 I accidentally saw their “broadcast��� while flipping through the channels. People tune into that? Has the state of the NFL gotten SO bad that Peyton and a mouth-breathing dullard are the better alternative? My decision to abandon the NFL years ago never looked better.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Larry Kudlow on Fox Business 9/23/22: "The new British prime minister, Liz Truss, has laid out a terrific supply-side economic growth plan which looks a lot like the basic thrust of Kevin McCarthy's Commitment to America plan.”

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@TomCottonAR @HerschelWalker I will never understand how an educated man like yourself would want to serve with someone who is barely literate. Walker would become the dumbest person ever elected to the Senate. But I guess if he carries the water for the party, no biggie. #GOPHypocrisy

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@TheProblem @AppleTVPlus I know it’s only Arkansas, but it’s still troubling when the state’s Attorney General gets wholly dismantled by @jonstewart Why is a comedian so much more knowledgeable?

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Before there was Dr. Oz, there was Dr. Nick.

They say the Simpsons always predict the future – and once again, they nailed it.

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

Not that it matters, but if @AlabamaFTBL drops to #2 because they barely beat Texas, how far should @GeorgiaFootball drop after that turd they laid against Missouri? #RollTide #getwellsoonbryce

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@RonFilipkowski A conservative dating app is genius! The whole MAGA mindset is based on the ridiculous notion that if you vote GOP, then some day you will be rich and white. Why not apply it to aspirational women? (BTW - it’s going to be 90% men who sign up.)

[Jeff Post @PostDispatch]

@KenTremendous Greatness can co-exist. Ohtani is remarkable but Judge is poised to break a 61-year old record and possibly add a Triple Crown. That’s MVP by default.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

My opponent claims there's no difference between $50,000 and $50 MILLION

Like, how out of touch from reality do you have to be to literally say something like that???