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Your favorite sorority alumn stumbling through adulthood trying to find free food. Go Noles, Go Cats, Go America.

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Cried in an Uber last night because @CookOut_ forgot to put my chicken nuggets in the bag.

Is it too late now to say sorry?

[Not Montana Stuart @MontanaStuart]

As if I needed a pandemic to make me stay home and avoid people

[Not Montana Stuart @MontanaStuart]

Sacré BLUE am i right

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Check on your FSU friends. We are not okay.

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Not sure who needs to hear this but VSCO isn’t a personality trait

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

The Lizzie McGuire reboot is what we all needed but weren’t sure we deserved

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

H̶o̶t̶ ̶G̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶S̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶
Fish Tube Fall

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Me when I finally work up the nerve to check my bank account and see my direct deposit has hit

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Unpopular opinion: what this man did wasn’t bad. He wasn’t interested and didn’t pretend like he was. He saved you from wasting your time. It’s like the trash taking itself out. 🙃 Onto someone funnier and better looking.

[jules @doc__wils]

Went on a date on Wednesday. Haven’t heard from him so I decided to text him today. No reply. So when my friends who are married/dating tell me I’m not trying pls explain. Kthanksbye

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

I may have finished a bottle of wine by myself last night, but at least I’m not out here selling It Works convinced I own a small business

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

I feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing ME

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Girls are like “it’s because I’m a Scorpio!!”

No, Jessica. It’s because you’re a bitch.

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Y’all are mad because the race of a fictional mermaid princess is not realistic.....just think about that for a moment and get back to me

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

Legalize siestas

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

@SAlabamabelles Hhahahahaha amazing

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

If anyone was wondering, yes, I’m still a dumb bitch

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

I just want someone to love me like Sophie Turner lovers her juul

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

*drives away from ur bullshit in a barbie jeep*

[M @PostGradBarbiee]

When people act like you need them but really you'd sell them to Satan for a couple of Olive Garden breadsticks lol bye

[Not Montana Stuart @MontanaStuart]

No one:
Literally no one:

Hydroflask lids: