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[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Might delete later

[The Sales Bull @TheSalesBull1]

Down syndrome guy in the park pointed at me and said ‘muscle man’ then when I flexed for him he cheered, day made

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

HOLY SHIT

#BKFC91

[Normal Stu 💀 @stubs451]

inside you there are two wolves

[sinbad @sinbadplays]

“Its gon be bad my nigga” dawg😭😭😭😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Terence Reilly @terencereilly82]

Lighting up a Lunatic 10x100 requires a special lighter

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Lmao Indians who came to America to steal our jobs are getting felted by fent

[KaijuCortex @KaijuCortex]

I BET YOU CAN'T NAME A SINGLE ONE PIECE CHARACTER WHO CAN SAY HISASHIBURI DANA MUGIWARA BETTER THAN CROCODILE 🔥🔥🔥 🥶🥶