Potato Prophet

Mostly just shit posting. Don't take me seriously.

[Potato Prophet @Potato_Prophet]

"Because he's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Sky King."

[James @MKUltraMoney]

Sony: *kiII physical media and has their entire fan base turn on them*

Microsoft: “We’re making New Vegas 2 with the original director”

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

"Now make the 4th of July about Israel"

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND AIR STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY

[Michael Shiner @michael_shiner1]

Unfortunately the funniest tweet I’ve ever and ever will see on this app

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

"I believe in rehabilitative justice. But not the type where the criminal still receives earthly punishment and is judged in the afterlife by an infallible Judge. No, I mean the one where a self-admitted pro-criminal judge grants parole to a repeat offender".

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Optimus Prime had me standing up in the theater like I was gonna fight Decepticons

[gandalf the racist @racistbilbo]

When india achieved independence they deported all of the british that were living there at the time. Some of them had 300 years of history in the country, had been born in india, had never seen the shores of england.
Didnt matter. They still had to go home.
Theres a lesson here.

[autist @litteralyme0]

POV: Me looking at a guy with no future plans, zero communication skills, no job and no academic comeback

[autist @litteralyme0]

already the best movie of 2027

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

"built stadiums for it" bless your heart

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Sucking a dude's dick so that I can understand his pain better

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Trump is 2 years older than 'Israel'.

[Alighieri Umaru☧ @writriverdale]

*Prostitute enters room*

St. Thomas Aquinas:

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>” Without the silicon Satan you are devoid of your own thought.”

[Michael Fiore - Garden Center @Michaelfiore]

One of the most incredible aspects of the World Cup in the United States is what we DIDN’T have to do to prepare for it.

Qatar built multiple brand new stadiums, a metro system, roads, hotels, and entire districts.

South Africa built new stadiums, parking, etc.

Brazil spent billions on stadium and transit projects.

Russia built and rebuilt venues across the country.

Meanwhile, the U.S. was like: “We’re good.”

Like, we modified the playing surface in some stadiums and that was it.

The sport venue infrastructure in the US mogs every other country on earth and it’s not even close.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

I want to read everything this man writes 😎