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Just a potato, doing what potatoes do. Taters gonna tate.

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YES.

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Say hi to your dog for me 🐶

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@Botulismtweet Hope you got to catch up on some sleep today!

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@company_2s Looks like you should both age well 😉

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@company_2s

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When the takeaway guy gets you 🥔🧡 #tatersgonnatate #spudheart #spudgirl #potatoscallop https://t.co/M9jr3VvoBB

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@woodlandstreams You look so cute!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Was recently asked. "Is Pineapple is a legit topping for Pizza?"

As a pizza-eating, native New Yorker, I replied, "Is Pepperoni a legit topping for a Pina Colada?"

And the conversation ended there.

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@Amoykateer247

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@Amoykateer247 Haha definitely misleading

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@Amoykateer247

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@Amoykateer247 People are so poo. Hopefully you can ignore or block them and they leave you alone

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@RavenskyNM @CNResonance

[The Unclean - Draegan @WeWhoAreUnclean]

If you don't communicate mostly via gifs and memes, are you even really friends?

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@Teallif Lessggoooo

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Please check out @Hound_Town_ !
Clare creates funky doggo scenes with pretty pastels and plenty of personality. You can even ask her to draw your fur babies like Jack draws French girls 🤎🐶🐕 #houndtown
#Doglovers #doggos #dogsoftwitter
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@WeWhoAreUnclean You get the toad body with human legs