Potatus

45th Potato of the USA. The forgotten taters and spuds will no longer be forgotten!
Wear your #resistance to our potatoe-skinned president by clicking the link⬇

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

I am like a clever potato

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Folkes, you and Michael Cohen have got it all wrong, Trump Tower Moscow was never a real estate project. It's when you molest a tower of 3 burnt low quality steaks, served with a side of peepee sauce. PARDON!

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

@BradMossEsq Actually sir, "no nothing" means there is something #impeachthis

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Where's Robert Mueller been all this time Anyway? Extracting lies out of paul manafort

https://t.co/KLE9rjHswh

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Really Paul Manafort was just trying out some lies for me

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Folkes, dont forget when you vote in today's #ElectionDay the "(R)" stands for Yes and the "(D)" stands for Do you just think everything qualifies as consent?

#MidtermElections2018 #ElectionDay #GoVote #IVoted #VoteToday

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

I would #VoteToday but I'm afraid I'll bump into the migrant caravan if I go outside

#ElectionDay #GoVote #MidtermElections2018 #IVoted

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Show Trump who's really WRONG with your vote tomorrow

https://t.co/xbQza5GtUt

#ElectionEve #ElectionDay2018 #VoteTuesday #VoteBlue #voting #ElectionDay #MondayMotivation

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Folkes, if i hasn't said all those nasty things about the mainstream media, then Florida Man Cesar Sayoc wouldn't have sent those pipe bombs and we would have never found the #MAGABomber. You're welcome

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Folkes, we know who the #MAGABomber sending pipe bombs to Joe Biden and Robert Di niro is, none other than nasty woman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Her name is right there on the return address!!! The fbi and mainstream media are so dumb. OBVIOUS!
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

I like pipe bombs that actually go off
#magabomber #bombscare

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John Bolton and John Kelly get into a shouting match about who can stare at the sun longer, while I sip covfefe. This is the white house now.

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Only 1 house!?!? Looks like Lying Ted is married to Hard Up Heidi Cruz

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Who's worse off after Ted Cruz?

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@HDarthPancakes @irishlassyred Why do I have the sudden urge to grab it

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Folkes, as the best boss of america, to celebrate #NationalBossDay I am releasing the best T-shirt ever designed, depicting my next job. Maybe you can be my next boss? Enjoy! #Covfefe

https://t.co/iZab6plsdV

#TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Donald Trump, Kid Rock and Kanye West walk into the white house. This isn't a joke, just proof that we are living in the darkest timeline

[Potatus @PotatUS_45]

Most intelligent person in the White House right now

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Kanye West at the white house to announce his 2020 running mate: Kid Rock

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Nikki Haley may be leaving the U.N., but I've already given her a new job: the US ambassador to "Hey you didn't vote with us"

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Now that Nikki Haley is no longer a public figure she can add the third K back into her name