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@BandofGems

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if you willingly go below 100 on the highway then you deserve to be exiled to quebec

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simply a skill issue if you don’t signal at roundabouts

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Chiquita Banana Company would sooner tell you Big Banana exists and it’s literally just them than tell you what them and the US government did in Colombia

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i made a minor yet preventable mistake at work so they decided they’re just gonna neuter me once my shift is done

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@ChumblesP only until i hit ‘post’ on my next tweet

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well at least WE dodged a bullet!

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i didn’t know there was a slur for colourblind people until my gf called me a ‘dog vision fuck’ last night

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“i’m unc” but it’s just your friend who can’t stop talking about not having his skin cut off as a baby

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3 day ego trip incoming

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i’m out here fighting the barometric pressure cause my girl got a migraine

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

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tell em crosby still doin it

[nah. 🇻🇨 @FEELZ_____]

"ChatGPT users had the lowest brain engagement and 'consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.' Over the course of several months, ChatGPT users got lazier with each subsequent essay, often resorting to copy-and-paste by the end of the study."

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Beyond disgusting…She is already handcuffed so why the excessive force?

[will @willem_code]

Sens pulling up to the horse for bull night after this

[emily @emilywasbored]

if i were sidney crosby i would tweet “who the fuck is wayne gretzky” then turn my phone off

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look what they’ve taken from us

[nova @comfypill]

do u ever just delete a tweet halfway through writing it because u realize ur fucking annoying

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you think they’ll put me in the inevitable draft if i weigh under 125?

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put sidney crosby in a team canada jersey and he will do sidney crosby in a team canada jersey things

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peripheral vision so good i’m schizophrenic