Pot Etiquette

Be kind to your buds!

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People say I’m lazy but today I worked on an oil rig, conquered a volcano, engineered a gravity based water filtration system, and I even made brownies.

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higher than a red nosed reindeer

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I like to take naps so I can #wakeandbake all over again.

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Sunday Bluntday

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People say all I do is smoke pot. That’s not true, sometimes I eat it.

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hell yeah

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I'll dank to that...

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I'm still rollin, still smoking like crazy, and I still use white lighters - superstitions don't phase me.

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I got high and forgot to tweet for 4 years. My bad.

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The grass is always greener on the other pipe.

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Saturdaze... #wakeandbake http://t.co/FPuBYBNprz

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I like to take a nap after I #wakeandbake so I can do it all over again.

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This is how you get to space... #blunt #spaceship http://t.co/qbP7X4gRS4

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Getting stoned is in my DNA. Call it good High-Gene.

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People ask me if I get high at work. No, I GET high in the morning. The rest of the day I'm just keeping my head right.

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By "hang out" I mean get high.

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Happiness is what you bake it out to be.

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Marijuana is not a gateway drug that leads to hard drugs. It's more of a drive-thru drug that leads to cheeseburgers and french fries.

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Why can't I order a pizza with smoke signals?

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I'm debating smoking another bowl. And I just won... in a landslide.