Scooter

Lifestyle Extraordinaire

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@POTUSVaccaro Yep… few beaches actually. I’ll be at one of them this afternoon more than likely.

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

If you go into the sauna, let heat escape by opening the door, then leave the bitch in under 5 minutes.

I’m a better person than finishing what I was going to say. Happy Friday.

-POTUS

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@POTUSVaccaro Oh nooo my screens aren’t working. I guess I’ll have to take the day off.

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@POTUSVaccaro Only tweeted it because 2 guys did it to me back to back this morning. Pissed me off!

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

No need to stay up any later than the first period of that abysmal performance by the Habs. Not to say I called it but I called it. Said they might win game 1 given the time off the Canes had but anything after that is child’s play. Good run for them but cup stays in🇺🇸

-PD

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@jamesonfonder What the fuck Fonderthroft

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@jamesonfonder Oh my fuck those are TRASH!

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

We haven’t all hit our heads 27 too many times AB, it’s $1k/sec and it’s so incredibly obvious that this tweet made you even stupider to me which I didn’t think was possible.

Regards,

-PD

[AB @AB84]

You can only pick one-

1. 100k per day
2. 100m at once
3. 10k per minute
4. 1k per second.

Let me see how smart you all are 😂😂

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@eRaFlukes @shootstillswap @mournsociety @cyphersquadd @midairgflip Roger that

[Bet105 @bet_105]

Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@eRaFlukes @DirectedByHarry MY BURNER HAS BEEN BURNED

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

Ruined my Friday mood. BO1 zombies was so fucking lit and always will be.

-PD

[ExoGhost ☭ @ExoGhost]

Black Ops 1 Zombies is extremely overrated

Most guns are useless past round 30, barely anything to do on these maps, weak easter eggs, nothing to grind for, no customization, no boss fights, zombies are not a threat on most maps because you are literally faster than them WHILE WALKING, it's extremely easy and slow paced and boring

How do people think this is the best Zombies mode of all time? 💀

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@DrPepperTexan @EthanLevins2 Took the words right out of my mouth. Well said, DPT!

-PD

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

But Dr,

Pot and powder are lit.

-PD

[THE DOCTOR @cobra_wise1]

Just went on a TikTok scroll

App is low test I wouldn’t advise using it

Bunch of total junk I saw on there being completely honest

I do know the app is owned by Israel

I do know the app has billions invested in it

I do know there is some sort of algorithm that takes all the data from all the watch time

Ai days around 3 trillion hours of total watch time plugged into an Ai algorithm

The app fries dopamine sensors brining down baseline levels

Instagram and Twitter do the same thing

It’s like doing drugs

I would say social media falls somewhere between marijuana and cocaine in terms of harmfulness to brain receptors

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

Is this fuckin real??😂😂

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

If you want to get a glimpse into how bad modern dating culture has gotten.

22 men are about to compete on national television for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who cheated on her previous husband and has an open domestic assault case against her.

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

@rawsalerts @grok can you confirm?

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

Crazy how missile start flying and I haven’t been getting spam calls all week. God bless America.

-PD

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

We couldn’t have accomplished half of what we’ve done in the time that has surpassed with the amount of equipment utilized in the early 90’s.

Try to comprehend how advanced our military tech is now that we can be so destructive while risking far fewer resources.

-PD

[DaiWW @BeijingDai]

In the first Iraq War in 1990, the US had 1900+ aircrafts, 6 aircraft carriers, and 38 allies;

In the Second Iraq War in 2003, the US had 863 aircrafts, 5 aircraft carriers, and 16 allies;

In the 2026 Iran War, the US had 300+ aircrafts, 2 aircraft carriers, and only 1 ally;

From these numbers, you can see the decline of the empire.

[Scooter @POTUS_Dewey]

Yo idiot that’s a fuckin drill bit

-PD

[PNW Conservative @PNWConservative]

I found this outside my friend’s son’s daycare.

This is what it’s like living in cities like Seattle that don’t have adequate gun free zones.