SGA Hater

6’6 // Stanford ‘27 // Ball Knower

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

@Nefertitidom “Even though Megan has a very authoritarian nature. Her Venus in Capricorn is still tough”

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Eye poke merchant Gane now abusing elbows to the back of the head, couldn’t be less surprised

[Savage @Savageboston]

Brayan Bello sent down to triple A.

Per: @ChrisCotillo

Good.

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Weissert to the fucking sun right now

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Don’t get it twisted, I’m not going to do anything with this because I’m still terrified of women

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

3 potential things may have fixed my Hinge:
1. Mustache reveal
2. Larping as a Bostonian
3. Liking photos instead of saying strange and terrible things in response to prompts

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Strickland I’m pouring honey on you goat😭🙌🏽

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

#WaySheGoes #shitabyss

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

100% setting myself up for disappointment here but fuck it lets ball

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

100% setting myself up for disappointment here but fuck it lets ball

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

4 beers deep trying to remember the touch signals at my sons little league game

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Unfortunately, I’ve just now been informed that it was the 4th time!!

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

3rd time unknowingly hitting on a lesbian, I’ll attribute this to a combination of autism and poor eyesight

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

I find myself thinking about this every so often, here we are again

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Almost 6 months to the date😎

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

3rd time unknowingly hitting on a lesbian, I’ll attribute this to a combination of autism and poor eyesight

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

The 2025 Red Sox might’ve given me more joy than the 2025-26 Patriots

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

It’s like being told to not touch an electric fence but still touching it. I’ve absolutely fucking fried myself. Multiple times. Lesson officially learned (no it probably isn’t).

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

The universe is telling me to shut up

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Not even gonna engage with the dozens of dick munchers talking to themselves in my DMs tonight

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

What a ride man.

Wish it ended differently but it’ll always be Drake Maye and the Pats until I die.

Love y’all ❤️

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

“6 of the last 7 drives 3&out” this might be the lowest point in my fucking life, I genuinely don’t think I’ve been this miserable before

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

I should’ve known this day would end up completely fucked when I woke up to Drake Maye losing the MVP

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Likely (hopefully) most devastating listen I will ever give this song

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

I’m going to fucking vomit

[SGA Hater @POTUSLarson]

Waking up to a Statt Padford MVP will ruin my weekend