Chris

Computer Engineer. Liverpool. Packers. Bucks.

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

I'm not changing anything this new year because I'm already perfect

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Looking into financial aid for grad school and it said I already had an account (never made one for undergrad, weird)

Address for my social security number was prepopulated for a random apartment in Cerritos, California. Never been there.

Just gotta admire the #Fraud in the US

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

@PelosiTracker_ ABC won

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

@PelosiTracker_ Keep spending, that’ll solve everything

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

@JamesRi90776265 @LFChris_YNWA @freddyCR7LA @PapaPincus Gotta block both of these accounts tough man 💪🏼

Boy thinks he has the last word because he found the block button 😂😂😂

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

@JamesRi90776265 @LFChris_YNWA @freddyCR7LA @PapaPincus YOU’RE ALMOST THERE GENIUS

“The difference between prime Ronaldo and Haaland is light and day”

You’re correct!

Just apply that same logic, in the same way towards the Argentine and then you get it.

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

I can guarantee the world Sungjae Im wins a major this year

At least three wins this season 🔥

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

We told you Valdes Scantling can’t catch

Sincerely, Packers Fans

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

I thought I’d give SNL a try after watching clips on YouTube for years

This show is such dogshit 😂 I don’t know how anyone enjoys it #SNL

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Forgot to tweet it earlier but just a heads up, Sungjae Im is winning the Travelers this weekend 🐐

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Packers are winning it btw

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Super Bowl LVIII Chances from ESPN

1. #Eagles 13.9%
2. #Chiefs 12.9%
3. #49ers 11.2%
4. #Bills 9.2%
5. #Bengals 9.1%
6. #Cowboys 6.7%
7. #Lions 4.3%
8. #Jets 3.9%
9. #Ravens 3.3%
10. #Dolphins/#Chargers 3.2%

Thoughts?

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Packers are going 10-7 fyi

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Has anyone ever tried to search a Journalist or Article on Twitter?

Results are flooded by spam accounts tweeting character for character the same tweet to articles.

These “big names” are obviously paying to unethically alter the algorithm in their favor

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Today was the first time I’ve ever really listened to the lyrics of Roar by Katy Perry

That’s gotta be one of the worst lyrical messes I’ve ever heard

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

I miss watching Brooks so much, LIV as absolutely ruined golf

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

At it again… Brady out of the league so they need another cash cow to win some rings 😂

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

NFL couldn’t be more rigged 😂 give Mahomes as many chances as he needs

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Go look at reviews for Hogwarts Legacy

Find bad reviews

Immediately Ctrl+F for “JK Rowling”

If something is found, disregard the entire review because they have an agenda

Keep agendas out of reviews/news 👍🏻

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Rodgers heading home to Cali

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

#49ers QB Brock Purdy suffered a complete tear of the UCL in his throwing elbow and will undergo surgery, per sources.

Purdy is getting second opinions, but the initial hope is he can undergo a repair — not reconstruction (AKA Tommy John) — and will be ready for training camp.

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

NFL couldn’t be more rigged 😂 give Mahomes as many chances as he needs

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

@TimFullerton @elonmusk This you? Like all “hipster” political bots, you’re a fan of someone until they disagree, then you vehemently go for the jugular

[Chris @PouncingZebra]

Packers winning the Super Bowl, just an FYI