Jared Murray

Faithfully avoiding propriety since 1983

[Restling w/ Wreality @ClassicTravv]

I’m not stopping to pee you can take that to the bank. If it just so happens i have to pee at the same time I’m stopping to get gas, sure, I’ll swing by the rest rooms, but other than that im not wasting my time

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@Will_Klotz is Kanye gonna be there?

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@rickygervais yours is THE BEST stand up special on Netflix right now.

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@joerogan did that dildo come with the wine?

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@pattonoswalt now she’s asking if you played Samwise

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@pattonoswalt my wife thought you were Nathan Lane #APBio

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Will Ferrell’s in rare form #RoseParade

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@INTJquestions ENTJ

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@AandGMemories @PositiveSean at least he had the decency to cloak his bitchiness in a clever joke you dh.

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@AandGShow so no more podcast? #ripvince

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$twtr Aug 18's .33 ....tempting

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@meghanmurray https://t.co/UbaLcYXse3

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@INTJquestions today it is "The Picture Of Dorian Gray" and "Sherlock Holmes"

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@INTJquestions Civilizations 6

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@alphaintj 40 INTJ

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@INTJquestions @alphaintj linchpin

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THE DARK TOWER - Official Trailer (HD) @PositiveSean https://t.co/DUtYfZ3Rrh

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@VasylLomachenko @jcchavezjr1 @Canelo who gives a shit?

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@tradingaddicts @iBankCoin4tw done

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@AandGShow I was gonna use the name "Wok The Fok" for my restaurant, but I couldn't get funding so it's yours.