PowerDad5000

Top 5 Dad of all time, Church Grill Master.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

My white trash secret is I have an impulse to enter Facebook car giveaways. I was wronged once and dream of Redemption.

When I was 15 in 2003 there was a zo6 Corvette in the local mall that was available to win all you have to do is fill out an entry card and slide it in the window.

The contest was 2 months long and for the first few weeks I entered a few times on the weekends then one week I took several entire booklets of the entry forms and filled them out all week while separating them and folding or crinkling some to give them a different texture. The next Saturday I subbmitted a good portion of the entries and then slowly did entry dumps every weekend.

Sitting at home one night and the phone rings my mom says it's for me, I won the Corvette they just need to verify my age.
Because I entered my name and violated the rules of the contest my parents couldn't claim it for me I didn't get the car and the high I felt just a moment before had crashed to the lowest low.

But one day I'll get it back I'll win a car and I don't care if I have to buy a Corvettes worth of shirts to do it.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@NapoleonBonabot Get out

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@SStricklandMMA Gotta live anywhere east of the Mississippi that isn't a city.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@WomanDefiner The shameless grifters and retards who believe them all need to be deported. The Karmelo Anthony defenders, the Nolan Wells was murdered guys, and the Candace/Ian bots. All of them deported to the surface of the sun.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

Things you can try in Texas:
Illegal immigration.
Murdering white people
Drag queen story hour
Build statues of pagan deities

Things you can't try in Texas:
Preaching the Gospel
Free speech

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

We just EXPOSED the Fort Worth Police for blatantly violating the 1st Amendent.

This wasn't an isolated incident.

It was a pattern of behavior involving multiple officers

They are now under a civil rights investigation.

full story 👇

https://t.co/fmiNxeozdT

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@IanCarrollShow @GrahamAllen Are you not ashamed?

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@BowTiedKong That's what I got old school top loader Maytag definitely recommend

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@jakeshieldsajj As retarded as Candace and Ian are they have absolutely nothing on you. By far the dumbest fucking person on this app

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@9mmsmg My forst watch was one of these my friend who's parents weren't poor took us to see Jurassic park 2 then took us to Burger King after and got us watches.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@80sWrestling_ Shawn Iron Man Match

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@libsoftiktok @fortworthpd Nah that isn't good enough @ftworthpd needs to be cleaned out. The fact that they're trying his bullshit just lets you know it's a culture problem with the entire department.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@BowTiedYukon BIG problem

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@Aloha_Peak_Rx 15@%

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@BowTiedYukon @Hybridathlete It doesn't take much. Dude is such a sensitive pussy that if you simply disagree with him he hits block and then goes and blows like 50 African men.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

Let's see them try that shit in Texas, oh wait.

[Rising serpent 🇺🇸 @rising_serpent]

How does an illegal own a business, employ other people, pay taxes and own a nicer home than 99% of Americans, for 35 years, and not once be deported, investigated or even asked to leave, and that too in a state that hasn't had a Democrat governor since 1995?
Explain the math.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@AmiriKing You're basically a nigger so shut the fuck up

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@9mmsmg Texas is once again a parody of itself.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

Try that in Texas.....

Seriously though that state is such a joke.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Female Texas Cop THREATENS to ticket a retired officer and Christian street preacher for "offensive speech"

Cop: "If someone is offended by your talking, then we have a problem..."

Man: "You're going to ticket us for 'offensive' speech?"

Cop: "Yes, I am"

This cop is blatantly violating the 1st Amendment

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@libsoftiktok @fortworthpd do you not have physical fitness standards officer Stogner 3531 is obese and an embarrassment to your force.

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@libsoftiktok @fortworthpd why is Stogner 3531 the arbiter of free speech?

[PowerDad5000 @PowerDad5000]

@GOP_is_Gutless They can stage in my yard while I put on a cookout for them.