Lauren

Nutritional therapist. Lover of plant foods, running long and dogs 🐶

[Lauren @PoweredbyPB]

@ILovesTheDiff It’s been hideous, I’ve been bitten so many times the last few weeks, just swarms of them,

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

Incredible career. Worth its weight in just sheer productivity, but holds its greatest value in the people that have benefited from being your teammate and learning the game from you.

Played the game the right way, whatever that means, but it means something to me because I just tried to do exactly what you do.

Always will appreciate you Bobby Trees! ✊🏼✊🏼

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Congratulations on one helluva career, @robhavenstein78!

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Living Legend.

[Reggie Wade @ReggieWade]

Brock Purdy and Philip Rivers look like they’re starring in a Disney+ movie about a father and son who play against each other in the Super Bowl.

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

You can’t convince me Stafford isn’t 5x faster running to celebrate than when he’s actually playing

[PFF @PFF]

The highest-graded WR since the start of last season:

Puka Nacua - 93.0 🐏

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

[Lauren @PoweredbyPB]

@m4ggiequinn 💯

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

I’m absolutely letting the quokkas in.

[Uruka 🐻🎻 Phase Connect @fujikurauruka]

I was trying so hard not to fucking lose it at the way this aquarium set up their eel habitat (the couple behind me gave in)

[Melanie Notkin @SavvyAuntie]

What kind of autopsy was this?

[sam @sam_d_1995]

interesting how republicans are obsessed with human trafficking but then are totally cool supporting literal human traffickers

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This is the greatest tweet in history.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The human race did indeed survive for thousands of years without vaccines

50% of babies didn't make it to their 1st birthday though but you stick to your argument.

[bschoolboogaloo @bschoolboogaloo]

This guy will be outlived by Sicilians who consume nothing but olives, Campari, and cigarettes

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

well someone gotta stop saquon this sunday