Powerguard

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there's a woman cashier at mitre 10 can't tell if she is a transgender but she is very attractive anyway

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like this

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Businesses that have a real or scale model of the thing they sell on top or in front of the building >>>

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@000_three why would you do that on your bed...

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@hangicel Misattributed, that's me talking about my willy

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there is NO world in which that 108 year old lady said never

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it's so weird that we call gravel metal why don't they just call it gravel

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@3kliksphilip not even mad I fully walked into that one 🤦

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nztwt you gotta try this its very interesting but I think I will not eat the rest of the block

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@manualhybrid that is cray cray

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@hangicel mutton birds reference

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@LetsTalkRhodey @mattDCLXVI was about to post this

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@gothbartpenis throwing hands to get them first

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@gothbartpenis I like to imagine this literally cause I swear wheels are always instantly gone as soon as a car arrives at the yard

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It's Richie McCoy! it's the one ay!

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my car works again!

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#whoremembers

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how do I get Google pixel keyboard to stop auto-capitalising israel?