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Toronto sports makes me sad

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

Yo @petfindernames…you good?

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

@PWRxBTTMxFRAG A fucking men

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

It’s so funny that as soon something good happens to the leafs it switches from:

-Minten Carlo trade was abysmal
-6 1st round exits
-regular season team not playoff performers
-overpaid Tavares

To this shit LOL you can’t make this up
#leafsforever

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

In the last 10 years, Toronto has:

• won two separate 1st overall picks
• made the playoffs 8 times
• won the 4th most regular season games of any franchise
• had a top-10 player in NHL sign at a discount rate in free agency

And they'll tell you they're the cursed ones.

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

I’ve never been so happy to say rigged man

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I’d rather a meteor strike the earth

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Canada’s Team for the playoffs 💪🇨🇦

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

If Celebrini doesn’t win the Hart then it’s rigged

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

@sam080001 Fake news

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

Feeling the joy of Bieber singing beauty and a beat just proves we went down a different timeline in 2016

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

@haileynugget Chipotleclese

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

Aspartame but pronounced like it’s a Greek god

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

I would like to say again. I’d really like to stop living through “unprecedented times”.

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

I’d really like to stop living through so many “unprecedented times” in my very precented life

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

I yearn for the time on a Sunday morning to make an overly complicated coffee at 7am and sit and read for for 2 hours with nothing to do

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

He’s so so so so close to the point

[Big Bag A Knuckles @BigBagAKnuckles]

This just in: Americans don’t care about Canada

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

Rudolph is a nepo baby.

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

leaf fan in me doesn’t want Matthews to go to the Olympics because he’s playing like this…the Canadian also WANTS Matthews to go to the olympics because he’s playing like this

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

“6-7”? No “9-5”, you gotta get going

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

Can I put “my hockey team being good again” into my stocking?

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

Bro, please for the love of god just get the surgery that you need

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

After an offside review, this OT winner from Wennberg is a GOOD GOAL🔥🚨

[MICHAEL but in lowercase @PowerPointBoy]

A new gif has entered the ring

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