Penelope Poopsicle

Always wash your hands before playing with poop💩, and after playing with babies👶🏽.

[Dammit Erin @DammitErin]

Having to poop right after you get out of the shower feels like a punishment.

[Jillian @Pheramuse]

This is UranUs #TVShowsInSpace @AfterFFriday

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Imagine the twisty part of a glue stick, on the bottom of a Pringles can. #DeepThoughtsFromMillennials

[Penelope Poopsicle @Ppoopsalott]

Tangled Up In Russian Blue
#AddAPetImproveASong

[Name cannot be blank @AdrianPM85]

New Yorkie state of mind.
#AddAPetImproveASong

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

No one has ever been in an empty room.

[Penelope Poopsicle @Ppoopsalott]

God Bless Americat
#AddAPetImproveASong

[Ann Marie Jacques @annmariec0]

Don't Worry Be Tabby #AddAPetImproveASong

[𝐉.𝐉.𝐅𝐮𝐱 𝟏𝟔𝟔𝟎-𝟏𝟕𝟒𝟏 @missus_gumby]

♪ Snake Me Up Before You Go Go ♪ #addapetimproveasong

[Drink Critically @DrinkCritically]

Sofa Choice #CozySchmovies

[Penelope Poopsicle @Ppoopsalott]

Kittens Wanted Dead or Alive
#AddAPetImproveASong

[Cootster @COOT1972]

A Turtle Eclipse of the Heart #AddAPetImproveASong

[Penelope Poopsicle @Ppoopsalott]

@adamskantor No, they just bounced.

[Craigonetweetwonder @craigflynn1]

You're a hard rabbit to break #AddAPetImproveASong

[Penelope Poopsicle @Ppoopsalott]

Phooey Fighters
#MakeABandLessInteresting

[Cootster @COOT1972]

Grey Sabbath #MakeABandLessInteresting

[Dallas Has Game @DWLandriault]

Garbage farts #UnpleasantSoapFragrances