Benjamin Ehrlich

Junior NFL analyst • Expertise in: sports, analytics, hip-hop, satire, economics • Penn ‘19 • IQ: 143

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

Want your kid to make the NFL? Teach them SQL, Python, and statistics.

Coaches are heartset on teaching scheme, technique, etc. when all of those things fundamentally come down to data. Everyone proficient in analytics understands this.

Less Xs and Os. More 1s and 0s.

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

Congrats, Tomlin haters.

You just killed the moderate…

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#Steelers EDGE Alex Highsmith (groin) is in the blue tent and questionable to return.

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For what it’s worth, a little birdie told me the #Steelers have been on the phone with the #Titans, the #Saints, and the #Colts all day…

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Text: "The Steelers are looking into a wide receiver that isn't listed in any of the trade deadline stories out there."

🤔

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#Browns EDGE Myles Garrett was either double-teamed or chipped on 53% of his pass rushes vs. the #Steelers today.

Dominant.

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#Steelers EDGE Alex Highsmith (groin) is questionable to return.

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@unbiaseddumbass That’s cute. I eat men for all three meals, and sometimes dessert!

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@unbiaseddumbass You don’t know how much of a mistake it is to make an enemy of me, but you will learn in due time.

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

Big news for “people” who think goat laxatives cure cancer.

Needless to say, I won’t be watching tomorrow’s game.

[Charles @unbiaseddumbass]

I’ve been told by multiple sources that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will be in attendance for tomorrow’s matchup between the #Steelers and #Jets. The American Patriot should expect a warm welcome from the Jets faithful.

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

A mazing 💛
M esmerizing 🖤
A dorable 💛
N oble 🖤
D azzling 💛
A ngel 🖤

No matter what the haters say, you’ll always have a supporter in me. We love you @amandacvance!!!

[Amanda Vance @amandacvance]

Lmao Steeler nation chill TF out

It wasn’t a bad pick but your first rounder getting hurt in preseason does make it a wasted pick….

You think I’m happy about him being hurt? I wanna win a damn Super Bowl

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

@amandacvance Don’t worry Mandy, REAL Steelers fans knew what you were saying. We still support you.

The jagoffs being rude in your mentions can f*ck right off as far as I’m concerned.

Can you check your DMs really quick?

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

@foreveralone11w It would be wouldn’t it

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The cart is coming out for #Steelers RT Troy Fatanau. Brutal.

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@SteelerArm Agreed.

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@WaymooMoody I think you might be right. OP seems like a troll.

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@dakiidd28 @Mazursky8895 I think OP is a troll account

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

@SteelTwins Which people are fake?

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Connor Heyward just made the greatest play I’ve ever seen at #Steelers training camp: a leaping, one-handed grab in the endzone over Juan Thornhill on a 50-yard deep ball from Will Howard.

Whole place went nuts - players and coaches included.

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

Anyone else feel a little disturbed that he’s proudly displaying the American flag right now?

I hope it’s not just me…

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Really don’t care where you rank Hurts

He sits at 1

[Benjamin Ehrlich @PPP_Benjamin]

New #Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers just told reporters he will not be using the in-helmet headset typically worn by quarterbacks, citing concerns about 5G.

He says HC Mike Tomlin has already talked to other offensive players about receiving and relaying the playcalls.