your fairy godmother

a italiana mais alentejana que alguma vez já conheceste // volta e meia tenho graça // ♋️

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

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[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

não acredito que vou participar de novo num ritual de auto-flagelo

(vou ficar acordada a ver a Seleção Portuguesa até as tantas da manhã, sendo amanhã dia de trabalho)

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

ando a pagar 50 e tal euros de tv à Meo para que, em prime-time de Mundial, a box frite completamente a pipoca

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Vamos a desmontar el relato de Messi en los mundiales:

- después de jugar 6 mundiales, nunca ha jugado contra: Brasil, España, Inglaterra, Uruguay, Portugal ni Italia.

- de las grandes selecciones solo jugó contra: Alemania (3 veces), Holanda (2 veces) y Francia (1 vez). Perdió todos los partidos.

- en el mundial de Sudáfrica de 2010, marcó un total de 0 goles.

- en el de Brasil 2014, marcó 4. Todos en fase de grupos. Los rivales: Bosnia, Nigeria e Irán.

- En Rusia 2018, solo marcó a su víctima favorita: Nigeria.

- en Qatar 2022, marcó 7 goles. 4 de penalti.

Es la carrera más maquillada de la historia entre ayudas, penaltis y goles a selecciones sin historia ninguna.

[SethOfficial🇵🇹 @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Jürgen Klopp on Portugal’s performance against DR Congo:

🗣️ “Look, everybody wants to talk about Cristiano Ronaldo.

His age.

Whether he should start.

Whether he should play ninety minutes.

For me, that is not the biggest problem Portugal have right now.

The bigger issue is the team around him.

I watched the game and I saw a lot of talented players, very good players, but not enough intensity, not enough sacrifice, and not enough urgency.

International football is different from club football.

You cannot just rely on technical quality.

You have to fight.

You have to run.

You have to suffer together.

The best teams in this World Cup are doing exactly that.

I did not see enough of it from Portugal.

People talk about this midfield like it is the best in the tournament because of what these players do for their clubs.

But football is not won on reputation.

It is won through collective effort.

Against DR Congo, there was too much comfortable football.

Too many safe passes.

Too much waiting for somebody else to make something happen.

If Cristiano Ronaldo was getting chance after chance and missing them, then okay, we can have that conversation.

But when your forwards are not getting proper service, when your attacking players are isolated, then the problem is much bigger than one player.

Portugal have enough quality to go far in this tournament.

But quality alone is never enough.

You need hunger.

You need intensity.

You need a team willing to do the dirty work for each other.

And right now, that is what I think Portugal are missing.”

{@BBCSport }

[Emmie @emmie__92]

Been laughing at this all day 🤣

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

Fake Euro summer:
- 5 star resort
- beach clubs
- bottle service
- planned events and reservations

Real euro summer:
- hotel with no AC
- beach town you’ve never heard of
- plastic chairs
- €1 beers
- lots of sitting around doing nothing
- cigarettes

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[João Cordeiro @ortoirlandes]

'mentalidade de cristiano ronaldo' é violar mulheres, é ter um patrão ditador (e bajulá-lo) e elogiar o presidente mais labrego da história dos eua.
força, portugal!

[ً @prinkasusa]

girl,
your husband is literally the only family member you get to choose. don't tell me you're picking a loser

[kika @tartalug4]

Eu as vezes não sei como é que adultos que trabalham das 9 às 6 e tem de ir buscar os filhos à escola, apanham trânsito, duas horas pra chegar a casa e ainda têm de fazer o jantar pra família e ajudar os filhos com isto e aquilo pra depois receber 1000 euros por mês NAO SE MATAM

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

why does everybody run now?? where you running to?? a better economy, fairer housing prices, a better job?? do i need to start running and download strava???

[Mafalda Anjos @manjos]

O dia em que levei um salazar para estúdio.

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

@instagram , please for the love of all that is good
change the placement of the DMs BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL PLACE.

I KEEP SWIPING ONTO REELS THAT ARE OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD.

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

estamos todos malucos 🤪🤣 gelado com topping com sabor a pasta de dentes para os putos
“100% comestível!” ahahahah ai kfc i applaud u

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

o pessoal a acordar com o nascer do sol para vir à missa da benção das pastas em coimbra 😪 i’m just a girl e agora vou ter de ficar de pé

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

Weight loss advice is based on studies conducted on men and applied to women.

When female hormones enter the picture, science suddenly finds it ‘too complicated’ and ‘too expensive’ so they study men, apply the results to women, and pretend it’s universal truth.

As a result, the recommendations women receive are often based on male physiology and when they don’t work, the blame is placed on women.

Not the research. Not the bias. Women.

Science has historically neglected female bodies. This isn’t controversial, nor is it a theory. It’s how medical research has operated for decades. The research is deemed ‘done’ because it’s been ‘done’ on men.

The studies are male. The standard is male. The failure is assigned to women.

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

@LMontenegro_PT OH SENHOR PRIMEIRO MINISTRO POR FAVOR POUPE-NOS COM ESTAS NARRATIVAS FALSAS. NAO ACHA QUE O POVO PORTUGUÊS MERECE MAIS RESPEITO???

[your fairy godmother @Pr_ncessV]

@BilbiaOfissial o gajo anda mas é a sniffar neve ou sei la