Jaegar Howatt

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver...

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Honey boo boo child defines ratchet!

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Freshmen Hoes always talking about how older guys are trying to talk to them. Bitch, they ain't trying to talk you, they just wanna fuck!

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. The fucks wrong with America?!?

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Some of yall hoes need to stop getting on your knees to suck penis and start getting on your knees to talk to Jesus!!!

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize yo ass was an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes..

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

I automatically say "Shit" when something wrong happens.

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Hoes ponytails be shorter than Chris Brown life in stomp the yard..

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

#DontBeThatGuy that acts different around your friends when you're with the girl. ?

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Tired of these hoes breathing my air.

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Lil kids forever asking "Do you have games on your phone"?.... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

I hate females that push their asses out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

"Wife Season"? Really? Its A Certain Season To Be In A Relationship? Get the fuck outta here.

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Lying about dating someone? #OhNoYouDidnt

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

"Thisssss Bitchhhh" = This girl obviously has no idea who she's messing with.

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Bitch you do know nobody likes you, right?

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

You a hoe, yo aint got no say, have a seat --> _/

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

[Jaegar Howatt @PradoKenyonpeu]

Honey boo boo child defines ratchet!