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[BRAID @PraiseGodAkin]

@GodsgreatG Hi brother! Could you please 🙏 dm me since I can't at my end? I have something important to make enquiry about, thanks.

[Uncle Musa 🇳🇬 @musaHus54670772]

Nigeria sai Atiku

[Brillyluxe @OvwomaB]

Bridal shower before wedding....what exactly are we celebrating??
I'm genuinely asking because I need someone to explain this tradition to me.

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

Take your health serious na chatGPT doctors full hospitals now oh

[Uncle Musa 🇳🇬 @musaHus54670772]

No going back

[Uncle Musa 🇳🇬 @musaHus54670772]

Nigeria sai Atiku

[BRAID @PraiseGodAkin]

@musaHus54670772 Please Sir 🙏 I want to dm you concerning something

[BRAID @PraiseGodAkin]

@musaHus54670772 @bigrichielove Good morning Sir, If one applied for INEC and would love to be in northern part when posting. How will one go about it? May Allah ease your affairs Sir

[Sultan of Abuja🙏 @realsultanoa]

019 Model
Nigeria used,
Tokubo standard
E-class:
N22m

Eja Meja Nigeria Soccer

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Principal of my secondary school Mr Agunbiade embezzled school funds meant to improve the library and other things. Funny enough, proprietor saw me in the library and asked me the day he came to inspect.
On a Friday he called me to his office about a disciplinary action, the Monday after, he got fired and nothing happened to me.
Everything came full circle.
This was in 2007. Principals have been stealing a lot. That’s why when proprietors find honest ones, they keep them forever.

[ℂhi  @diamondOma]

Every time I hear Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala speak, I'm reminded never to hide my Nigerian accent. You don't need to sound foreign to be respected. People from all over the world speak confidently in their own accents esp them Indians—I should too.

[TheLowkeyMummy🤎 @TheLowkeyMummy]

You're a man who loves a clean environment married to a woman with 4 kids who has no help and you keep complaining that she leaves everywhere untidy

So you served her divorce letter.
She didn't say anything, she just went inside and picked a few of her clothes and left the house leaving 4 children of age 2,4,7 and 8 with you.
You told her never to step her legs into your house again and she said okay.

On Monday you woke up as early as 5am to dress up the kids and you also have work by 8am .
You were cooking ,bathing them and dressing them up.
Before you know it ,the food has gotten burnt .
When you checked the time it was already 8am, you are late, the children are late too.

As you were rushing the children to hurry up then the little two years old girl said "daddy poo poo ", Before you knew it she has pooped on her pants . You had to clean her up and wear her another clothes.

For the first time in years the children got to school by 9 and you got to work by 9;30.
You even forgot two school bags at home.

At 5pm,school called to come pick them up.
You left work to meet them and drove them home .
Thinking you would find your wife at home but no. You called her line but was switched off .

You started cooking dinner, and the children started saying " daddy help me with my assignment" haaaa help with assignment ke.
assignment for 4 kids, each one of them had two assignments to be done . You told them to wait till you finish cooking.

You didn't wash the dirty plates and their uniforms either.
The evening was spent shouting "leave there ,stop it ,don't beat him ,take it away ,drop it there ".
You kept trying your wife's number not to beg her but to tell her to come and take her children but her number wasn't reachable

The following day was worse because they got to school by 10 and you were questioned at work.

You decided to stylishly drop the children with your sister, you saw that there was a home lesson teacher who comes to do their home work. You saw a house help who comes every evening to clean up their house, meanwhile your sister only has three children, she told you her husband employed them.

You start to wonder how your wife does all these and yet she goes to work at 8am too.

On Wednesday,the children didn't go to school at all because you do not know the excuse to tell again about them not doing their assignments because everything has piled up and you dont even know where to start

You've been asking everyone to help you beg your wife but she said even if she'll come back you should atleast take care of the kids for one month.

Now you're saying she doesn't love you that you were just pranking her.

Continue pranking her for a whole month and she'll consider coming back or not.

[blessed_sinner🦅 @Aynoniii]

Why is church service open for everybody but the school built with church money is for the rich?

[BRAID @PraiseGodAkin]

@aboh_gilbert @DanielRegha Person wey you suppose spit on his face

[They call me Afo @Dr_Afo]

Funny thing is that Sundays happens to be one of the most sinful days on the planet.

[BRAID @PraiseGodAkin]

@MadProfitGuy Wage of sin nah death

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

BREAKING: The Inspector-General of Police has ordered police officers across Nigeria to shoot immediately against anyone carrying illegal guns. The message is simple: if you have an unlawful firearm, surrender it or go to heaven untimely.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

If you’re a thug to any politician, please tell him you want to marry his daughter. His response is a reflection of who you are.

[BRAID @PraiseGodAkin]

@realsultanoa @Iamindiscov Hmmm I think all these happen when you as Man(husband) provides , not in this generation that even the wife does most of the hustles in various homes.

[A.Y.O @YusufAsunmogejo]

How many you know Muri in Idi Araba? His stomach was sliced out. He was killed in front of my friend. He was tied on the electric pole.

Innocent students who were unfortunate to be out of school were killed unjustly. This was 2011, 2012 and 2013.

Those children could have been somebody today. Nobody is talking about them.

But because he shares rice and does empowerment, he is a good man to X people, who don’t even know how his story started.

God doesn’t make mistake. If you know you know.

[Fizzo @Adesunkanmifiz]

If a Nigerian Neurosurgeon wants to move to Uzbekistan to become a sheep herder allow him or her. Focus on your own life