Raj

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

Pennywise: We all float down here

Guy from Modest Mouse: alright

[rob fee @robfee]

There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

A fun thing to do at parties is stay home and watch Netflix.

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

WIFE: Do you need to play this much Diablo for work?
(45 second pause)
ME: Yes

[MLB @MLB]

CATch him if you can! 🐱

[Raj @Praj]

"The only time we got an orange was at Christmas. We never saw an egg except at Easter."

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

1973

[Raj @Praj]

@Dareduvillain @DeeLeftMom @chrisdier Don't think that I learned most of that, but in Alabama History we did learn about Werner Von Braun being brought to the US to build rockets for us. This was in the mid-90's, no idea what they teach now.

[HEY, IT’S THE LOS! @TheLos]

An Aubrey Edwards Cosplay means you’ve come to the right con! @AwesomeCon @AEW @RefAubrey #cosplay #AwesomeCon

[Raj @Praj]

@sysh Hello. On https://t.co/paYGdaJYdi, a question was asked about your work "Song of the Birds". Although I tried to answer the question myself, direct input from you would of course be appreciated. https://t.co/d4Rla805TV

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://t.co/x3zLm7jlHp

[Raj @Praj]

@Newsweek #LindseyGrahamResign

[Raj @Praj]

@JeremyECrawford Can an aboleth's Phantasmal Force lair action be affected by Cointerspell?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just relax, and remember: you can always go into the woods in Red Dead Redemption and eat berries.

[Invisible Bread @invisiblebread]

Consume https://t.co/KPzfacLsDH

[🌬 Sarah Joy Shockey 🎐 @sarahjoyshockey]

when u waitin for a reply to ur selfie

[Robin McCauley Lynch @RobinMcCauley]

When you get a friend request from your mom on Facebook

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Robert Smith’s Calendar

http://t.co/Nnmj4mFcQc