I can’t help but feel that if everyone in the UK was forced to watch the new Minions, at the same time, on the same day, we would all just get along again
There are a number of deer in the Loire valley in France that have been consuming fermented fruits and are —frankly— pissed. Police have issued alerts to drivers telling them to beware.
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If we invent time travel, we should use it to satisfy our scientific curiosity. For instance, I want to know how far back I can teach people the phrase "let's jump on a call to circle back" before they kill me instantly, knowing that the future I represent must not come to pass.
can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week
People love to talk down London. I think this may be the first time I've had *literal* receipts when someone did so.
I wish some of the nicer restaurants were open later (though Simpsons in the Strand is open till 11.30 on a Monday 🙏), but lots of the casual places are open later than New York now. No need to talk London down.
Just spent the thick end of an hour on my hands and knees weeding the front drive.
Not one passer-by said 'While you're down there'. Not a one.
This used to be a country....
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