Eggsy Unwin.

Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world. [RP|#Rhapsodic]

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

"This ain't that kind of movie, Bruv."
— Kingsman: The Secret Service.
— Open to crossovers.
— Seeking SLs.
— Descriptive.
RT?
[#Rhapsodic]

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

Remember when I wasn’t off on missions every fucking day? I don’t either.

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

Alright, who’s pouring me a whiskey?

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

Galahad is back and reporting for duty.

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

It's me.

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

Now then, dickheads.

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- too.]]

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum --

[[He was mainly talking to himself out of frustration for nearly being caught, but it didn't hurt to send them abuse, --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- he was just a few meters away.]]

Come out, you little shit. Fuckin' 'ell, I'm going to knock your fucking head off. --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- wasn't about to report that.

Instead, he followed in the direction of the attacker, already moving into a crouch once --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- the direction the bullet had flown from. Shit, it was close. It was so close that Eggsy nearly lost half an ear, but he --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- action, flipping the weapon in his hand and ducking out of view for a moment, only to then check his back and fire in --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum

[[Eggsy caught a whiff of the gun powder before the sound even rang from the gun, and he immediately shot into --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@ManneredSpy -- Galahad?

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@ManneredSpy -- teasing wink. Yep, this was the Eggsy everyone knew.]]

Did you have much competition when you were running to be... --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@ManneredSpy -- them all with one hand tied behind my back.

[[Eggsy smoke smugly, taking a sip from the wine and flashing the male a --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@ManneredSpy -- instead straightened up in his chair, reaching for his own glass.]]

Nah, I'm just kidding around, Harry. I'll destroy --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@ManneredSpy -- whatever, I can tell.

[[He paused, as if momentarily deciding that he didn't need to look for Harry's approval, and --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@ManneredSpy

You think I can do this? The whole... spy thing? People like that Charlie guy, they've had training for years or --

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- yeah? Who do I kill first?

[Eggsy Unwin. @PravusExcursor]

@CreuisseDolum -- pausing only to mutter to the new Merlin that he had arrived and was safe, for now.]]

Let's just get this over with, --