Dane Praznikopolis

Author of The Erotic Adventures of Anne Frank

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Nothing stops illegal immigration like flying you to our country’s most exclusive island.

[Dane Praznikopolis @Praznikopolis]

@camster129 @briangaar I can't remember the exact part of the movie but it's floating in one scene. It made me unreasonably happy to see.

[Dane Praznikopolis @Praznikopolis]

@briangaar My family's custom sandwich was a slice of white bread, spam and Velveeta toasted in the oven.

Central Canadian fusion was invented in my parents kitchen.

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@jeffreydavidphd @Hoopernatorial @RonSchulerMLA What a well thought out and not completely insane take on things. Your doctorate from the University of Hard Knocks has really paid off.

Not enough to make your dad love you unfortunately. Maybe next time.

[Dane Praznikopolis @Praznikopolis]

@tedcruz Here's a noted liberal who covered up sexual assaults at schools. You should really go after him hard.

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@avenaim Klan & the Gang

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@domo_ocam Jaws-us Christ

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

God tier thread.

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@robintran04 The people who say this are the ones who are only laughing because they called the black guy the n-word.

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@evilpez4 This reminds me of a guy getting on the 10 with a backpack of stolen meat from No Frills trying to sell it saying his gf bought too much #eatcoastlifestyle #Dartmouth

[Dane Praznikopolis @Praznikopolis]

@OSWreview Seth Rollins is a monster condom for my magnum dong

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@nachosarah And they say chivalry is dead.

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@CarrieMcKinnon Has the guy who shit in the potted plant in Winnipeg Square branched out now?

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@CarrieMcKinnon By 8 or 9 I know I'm definitely feeling no pain.

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Question for @themandalorian

How long until this beloved EU character makes their debut?

[Dane Praznikopolis @Praznikopolis]

@SailorFat If they start making shivs, then yes.

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@briangaar It doesn't matter how many times you invite Bowser go-karting or mini-gaming. Next chance he gets, he's kidnapping Peach and occupying the Mushroom Kingdom.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

😂😂😂

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Disney's content strategy for the foreseeable future

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