Mario Cruz

Everything I touch turns to cum

[… @Troyavision]

Abraham Lincoln:
Gettysburg:

[A. 🚢 @Cruiseship13]

Twitter gays trying to post thirst traps on here when the tumblr gays started arriving

[Mario Cruz @precumm]

@chooochoootreyn Stop (b) reading me!!

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

To All The Groceries That I Had To Throw Away Because I Got Too Depressed To Cook/Eat Them Before They Went Bad

[4O4ALAN @fourohfouralan]

My sister ladies and gentlemen lmaooo 😂

[jacob @labreacock]

people pulling out their hydro flask in class

[jacob @labreacock]

passengers on the titanic when they ran out of lifeboats https://t.co/ETRri2i5xY

[jim @jscedwards]

this is what I see in the corner of my room when I get sleep paralysis

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

I’m fucking screaming. This dude’s an oncologist and told a story about a patient, and then tried to sell us belts! #StopInstaGays

[Just bert.. @albertito2015]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK SODA FOR BREAKFAST

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: i'm gonna start eating healthy
also me after i smoke:

[Tony Tone @xChulitox]

And then y’all get mad when other gays name call you for the way you look 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Brent Conner @brentconner_]

Rt if you’re,

• ugly
• really ugly
• very ugly
• super ugly

No one will ever know which one you are

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

Fuck corn on the cob