The Claw

freelance photographer/asshole/connoisseur of leisure/pop corn girl/ all around fun time

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

@JMSantora the kind of trouble they build bridges over. uh ohhhhh.

[Deepak Chopra @DeepakChopra]

Growth is the willingness to let reality be new every moment.

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass."

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

My tip of the day for all the 16yr olds getting pregnant...don't forget to snort your birth control before you do the sex #obvioussolutions

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Bankers' Salaries vs. Everyone Else's: http://t.co/xtKp40qP

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

@tamaradhia I wanna come with!!

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

If this asshole uses the word aggregate again I'm gonna vomit. In his mouth. #yourenotbillgatesyoureanerdydouchebag

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

“@JosephTeegardin: Hey people at #OccupyWallStreet - it must be cool to not have jobs.” prob not as cool as your pic in the car u don't own.

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

“@jack: Great checklist from Johnny Cash.” we have similar checklists

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

@jack @square today was my first time paying using square. Buying art on the street. Well done.

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

@BlockheadNYC @soupssss I'm sad I missed yous too! For your birthday I was gonna let you punch my boobs 21 times, since you're a big boy now

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

“@NickKristof: Highly critical take by Ed Koch on my Israel column: http://t.co/X3XbgaMt” you're the man Nick. Keep on sir!

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

“@MlleLethal: @AlecBaldwin least hook me up and star some tweets. I mean, shit... I watch 30 rock. What a bitch gotta do?”
Bitch gotta chill

[Scott Valentine :: digital fine art @sjv]

RT if you're touching an Apple product. #SteveJobs

[Tamara Dhia @tamaradhia]

I  Steve Jobs.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Did anybody try just turning Steve Jobs off and then back on again? That usually works.

[Emmma Walker @emazingwalker]

thx steve. RIP. RT @djtroublemaker: “It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.” - Steve Jobs

[The Claw @PREAMIUM]

@soupssss oh, you love you're iPad! ;)

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

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