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Who make it squirt ? virgin whore

[max @mwziesv]

genie: you have three wishes

me: i want a fat ass

genie: be realistic

me: okay i want katseye to make good music

genie: okay so how nicki do you want your bts to be

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Paige Niemann quits job as Ariana Grande impersonator:

“I give up!! This bitch got me hungry as fuck!!!”

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[kamisatoswift @kamisatoswift]

..?

[Charli @charli_xcx]

love you love you love you ella

[𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓁𝑒𝓉 @agora_cvnts]

walmart trade fucked me so good i can’t even walk

[enzo @amaybetino]

Kristi Noem’s husband for some reason:

[🤦🏽‍♂️ @1kblades]

this nigga trump crashed the economy cause he DL 🕊️

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

me on twitter in 2070 ending tate mcrae

[bananna @aforanna_]

me in the republican party’s business rn

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[James @Trruu_]

Nigga said let’s have a fart off

[🐎❤️‍🔥 @highoff_jaden]

Bitch I thought Cynthia Erivo decided to heat this mf up

[❦ @TimesNewJohann]

brigitte macron:

[Antoine Hardy @Slangdini]

Lmao used that bad experience infomercial filter ..

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

his eyes should’ve been on the damn road but he’s doing that karaoke shit