Zoey Katz

Bad jokes and disappointment

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

Watching Even Stevens while plugging Molly. Call that Shia LaBoof.

[👑 • @4lwayshigh]

Zero engagement won't stop me from tweeting.

[KNICKHOLE KIDMAN @luxurytrash_]

Joan Cusack is the Toni Collette of Judy Greers

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

@xxAKAGarexx lol. Yes. Both are true. And I can tell. If you were here in sac I probably would have killed you trying to keep up with me.

[josh @joshypooper]

let’s swap roles: you wait and i don’t come back

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

Been very emotionally even-keeled for the past month+ even with the beating I’ve put every inch of my body through. But 12 hours with a mid white man and I’m ready to spiral. Wouldn’t change a thing 🤡

[noxe @noxeuuuuu]

some of yalls parents are genuinely evil idk how u didn't turn out murderers

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

@satin_saturn_ My liege is my go to.

[Maya Buser @shytwunk]

when my pup friends talk about pup stuff i feel like a deeply christian mother struggling to support her gay son

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

Down so bad that I’m letting him show me Linux tutorials on YouTube. 🤡🤡🤡

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

Happy Pride month to every boy who made their mom say “can I get the girl toy” when ordering a Happy Meal in the McDonald’s drive-thru.

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

It’s their month.

[Zoey Katz @PredictablyZoey]

Humpty Dumpty to gravity:

[bijou bentley 🩷 @bijoubentley]

Yall crack me up

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[King_Stan!🍃 @MaeB1x]

Having sex is not gone heal no heartbreak. DRUGS......you gotta do drugs bby😭😂

[princess lyss @throatenator]

my body is a temple but thursday-sunday it’s the second tower

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

playing hard to want