south sac phool

funniest phool you’ll ever meet.

[ma chérie. @BigKingC_]

everybody’s not “coping” with being single. y’all have really deluded yourselves into believing that all women be sitting around fantasizing about some mysterious partner. it is so much life to be lived.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Why am I not seeing anything about Jane Doe and the Cornell 7 rapists anymore??

[Darshita Patankar @_darshi]

Hi, it's Darshita. I am a designer.

And I'm pitching myself in public 'cause I'm done with a year full of anxiety.

Everyone says design is dead and AI killed it. But the real parasite was hiding in plain sight.

So here's my film, DESIGN IS DEAD. She's bold, fearless and very PINK 💖

Hiring? My DMs are open.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

you don’t laugh at a man’s joke and all of a sudden he is making a joke about you being gang raped in a room full of strangers

[TheeMarketingMamí @WizMonifaaa]

#mytype ☝🏾🤭

[🇰🇪 @evelynvwoodsen]

Some do not care lmfao

[Jillian Adge @JillAdge]

Never fails

[cyn @noclippled]

He probably saw me as a dumb pathetic bitch who would’ve done anything for him

[kay 𑣲⋆ @kluvvsu]

if a dog ain’t barking it’s being fed

[Dylan Cardwell Muse @dcardwellmuse]

darius acuff jr. preparing for his rookie season with the sacramento kings

[south sac phool @Preeester]

😨

[Valet Parker @702ValetParker]

A woman posting sexy pictures doesn't mean she's easy or looking for sex. I have friends who post bible quotes that are dick eating monsters.

[Shifty☘️ @ShiftyBostonian]

Draymond Green has helped create so many of the funniest NBA moments ever just by being a psychopath ☠️

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Being a Sacramento Kings fan is like having a terminal illness where after you die they dig you up, revive you and just continually kick you in the nuts. And then after that you don't even get to die again.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

and yes, i do believe the friendships you form in your early years are often rooted in proximity, while the ones you form in adulthood are rooted in alignment.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

“Why is France revolting?” Why ISN’T America revolting?

Answer: Because our police would shoot us on site.

[Pull up shoot @NElGHT_]

Still hard to believe the NBA’s opening night game is Tuesday at 3PM

[Pari is a weirdo @laukipari]

Women who choose not to have children get more hate than men who abandon the children they already have

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

look at france and then look at this

[roni @misandrymami]

just had the most passionate kiss of my life and blocked him as soon as i got home. i do not want to be happy right now

[Mnissi @mnissimedia]

Me after sending off 30 tweets a day with no likes