Pregger Chic

Anti-mommy blogger who keeps pregnancy real. Vomit and all.

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At 6 months pregger, I am shopping for a new OBGYN. #unhappymama #PregnancyProblems #BadMedicalAdvice

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I have gas, and it's new brand of rotten. #PregnancyProblems #gas

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Picking out colors for our baby's nursery. Since we don't know the sex, we are going with yellow, orange, and green. #preggerproblems

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Baby Daddy had tacos for dinner, and I could smell it on his shirt. My Spidey Sense was tingling. #PregnancyProblems #Spiderman

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Gained 10 pounds according to the dr's scale. I call bullshit. 2 other scales have me gaining 6.My doc sucks. #PregnancyProblems #weightgain

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Pregger Halloween complete. Now, time for more candy. Nom nom nom. #pregnancyproblems

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Pregnant ladies are to ice cream, what fish are to water. #pregnancyproblems #blakeslotaburger

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You know what really pisses me off? Everything. #PregnancyProblems #IHatePeople

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Just had dinner an hour ago, and I'm hungry again. Nachos, anyone? #PregnancyProblems

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If Z-Day comes while I'm preggers, I am grabbing my 9mm and finding Daryl #NormanReedus ASAP. #WalkingDead #PregnancyProblems

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@HPExpertNorwich if we lived in the city, we could share. I may have just found something on-line. Fingers crossed.

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@HPExpertNorwich Nothing seems to fit! Stupid boobs...

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Shopping for a cute maternity dress blows. There's nothing for preggos with big boobs for under $80. #PregnancyProblems #IHateShopping

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@BowsAndCamo Oh no! Do you have liquor? Dab a little vodka on a cotton ball and hold it to your nose. Do not use a brandy though.

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@BowsAndCamo try beer. It should act as a neutralizer.

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@BowsAndCamo run cold tap water on jalapeno burn until it stops. At least you didn't put a tampon in. OUCH.

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Huge tatas? Here's one for all the epically endowed. Preggers or not: http://t.co/dyAL5v5B9b #PregnancyProblems #bigboobproblems

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@HPExpertNorwich @JazzB19 Whoever came up with "morning" sickness sucks.

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I took my navel ring out for the first time in 10+ years. Man - now my belly REALLY feels weird. #PregnancyProblems #punkrock

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Just announced my pregnancy on FB. It felt kinda fake though. Even with belly pics. #PregnancyProblems