cognitive debt accumulator

what am i if not a performer

[cognitive debt accumulator @premaritaIsocks]

500/4000 words in my essay due tonight down, i'm feeling a glimmer of hope maybe i am an academic weapon after all

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@_drrrgghhg was trying to be cool and non-chalant :(

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@carolandtuesday 😔

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do 26-year-old cool girls feel lonely and scared and very very small sometimes

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it was my twt anniversary on this account yesterday and that's crazy to me, i totally forgot about it but anyway i went thru some of the tweets and wow this was so fun i might try tweeting more here (no pressure)

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girl who keeps getting worse

[ant @persistantz]

sorry for zoning out bro it's just i've been having a bad day for several years

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realising i don't like when shows with the writer as main character make their character look good all the time (Hannah from Girls) as much as i like when shows with the writer as main character make their character go through absolute shit constantly (Larry David from Curb)

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laneige lip sleeping mask before you came into my life (2022) i missed you so bad

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big fan of going to other people's houses and telling them i love how well-behaved their cats are and how mine should learn a thing or two from them v desi aunty of me i must say

[cognitive debt accumulator @premaritaIsocks]

the thing about me is i am really easily ragebaitable and if i coincidentally find out someone hid their story from me even if it's someone i don't gaf about i will still get ragebaited as to how they could do such a sneaky thing in the first place

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@musicncode yuck

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@musicncode what about the chop chop wok imaginary girl :(

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@musicncode date milne k baad sex bomb keh rahay hein farq hai

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are you ever making a roux then get so scared

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THIS is the taylor swift discourse i've been wanting to see not the bullshit i've been forced to witness for the past five days

[cognitive debt accumulator @premaritaIsocks]

as a massive taylor AND mf doom fan this made my day

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

The way it sounds so accurate is killing me

[cognitive debt accumulator @premaritaIsocks]

are u ever about to attempt a new recipe for a loved one as a non-cooking person because they liked it and suddenly get so scared

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father figure key change you mean everything to me