Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint

Pale Blue Dot fan. Film maker and VFX/SFX.
Writer of strange stories

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

Anyone been robbed recently?
Y'know..

Gas
Electric
Petrol
Shopping
?

I was mugged before I got out of bed..

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

Well, Ive not been on here for quite a while. So, Ive had a peep around and it looks like most of the human race are even bigger twunts than they were a couple of years ago... either that or Elon is only really platforming the low IQ brigade? ah well. See ya.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

Well, Ive not been on here for some time. I thought I'd pop by and see whats going on.
Well, it seems Elon Musk now Xcretes #xcrete
50% of humanity have no eyes #ClimateBreakdown
Truth is a variable #Trump , #Tories
The ONLY thing that matters now is #profits
See you next year

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

I thought id pop back on here for a quick peep to see if anything has improved. Nope its worse. Dickheads everywhere. Im off again.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

Twitter is proving too depressing.
Some lovely people on here but..

So many awful ones.
And twitter seems to be promoting them.
I'm done.

See ya.

Big hug

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@LanceForman @Nigel_Farage Do you have a home help?

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@Ottojizzmark Stunted IQs by The Two Hats

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You'd sink a ship full of kids in order to save the docking fee.
You are a sciolistic nescient horror.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 She has no discernible talent unless you count leaning over your garden wall and slagging everyone off to your neighbour.

She makes Hyacinth Bucket look classy.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@danny__kruger @BillCashMP Why is it always old fossils like you who want to fuck up everything for the next generation?

Why are you so poisonous?

Were you so pathetic as kids that you enjoy this power for all the wrong reasons?

Talentless greedy thugs.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@sophielouisecc "I had a shit time at skool and cuddent get an edumakation so all teechers are bastids"

Sofie aged 9

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@darrengrimes Who wired you up?
A YTS?

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@horton_official The Green and Purchased Land

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Finland:
Child starts school at 7
Has Free/subsidised nursery places
Every child gets free school meals to 16
Teaching is a valued profession & paid as such
University is free
No tax breaks for private schools
The best education in Europe

Learn from Them

[Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Chile - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643,000

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@nature_forum Keylight always struggles with trees.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@virginmedia It's from Rachel Barrass.
Customer Services Director.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@virginmedia I've just had an email from you guys.
Wow.
Nihilistic or what.
I've had a contract with you for years...
20 probably.
You write to say you're doubling the cost but "Hey, feel free to feck off"
You never even upgraded my TiVo from 2011
Are you guys just giving up?

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@virginmedia Yep, it's from you guys. I don't understand the logic of saying
"Existing customer? We'll double your bill.
New Customer? You can have it for less than an existing customer!"

It doesn't exactly encourage customers to stay...

I just don't understand the marketing anymore.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@virginmedia No, the cost rise is like everything else. I'm just surprised by the tone of the message. I think I'll just become a monk at a vineyard. Life's getting weird.

[Lord,Professor Premble Von Twint @PrembleVonTwint]

@sunny_hundal Take millions of photos.
Of everything.