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[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

i don't sell candles or vibrators, but i do sell little pictures of anything you may want a picture of

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

@dogmatopelli i feel like the bartender was either a bitchy top or a really rowdy cuck, like, doing some statler and waldorf shit from the chair

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

@ladymugsi @falseroxy the orange fanta is the stickiest flavor. soda version of putting something in garlicky tupperware

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Domino Books @DominoComics]

Interviews with half a dozen NYC cartoonists about the need for the space many of us in city are working to build. Please watch, share, and if you can, donate (link to campaign in reply to this post)
https://t.co/KGvtI3Rw0G

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

@falseroxy this thang was outside our house picking fights with everything that moves like a year ago. now look at em. defaulted on their street cred

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

i stopped bawling a few hours ago now and my face is absolutely turgid with crysnot it never got to bust

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

it is insane how much snot can fit in your head

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

actually i kinda wonder if google has taken up part of a role that was previously occupied by small prayers

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

the innate 21st century human urge to google impossible questions

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

and words. are futile devices.

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

"where did i leave my sunglasses"
"what's my blood type"
"how long does death take"
"time between agonal breaths on average"
"did i leave my sunglasses in my car or at work"

[yas @livftbc]

americans be like let’s sacrifice some african & middle eastern children for a red passport

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

there's very little i can do besides taking random chores off everyone's load and smiling at the dying person when she's awake and cognizant, so. yayyy happy pride yass haha wheeeeeeee

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

one roommate going into hospice, one roommate pregrieving and also singlehandedly in charge of all the details of her end of life care, one roommate coming home sobbing from every shift at their new position at work, and me? i'm making little pride earringssss

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

i'm a pimp named quicksand
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[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Oh god - a family friend lost his son in a boating accident and I thought he was kidding at first because that’s been my stock joke about how white people die for years

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!