Morty Smith

Helping the citadel become a better place, one step at a time.

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

From now on, I’ll be putting the messages I receive on strawpage in this thread

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@miara_701 Go play with your pog collection

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

I can’t believe I actually have to make this statement but this is obviously photoshopped. Do not fall for this fabricated nonsense

[Zoey @pimtastiic]

Care to explain yourself?? @PresMortyOffic

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@VilyaVlopick I would never. I would need consent and to my knowledge he is being controlled by Unity

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

No need to worry. I’ve already located him and I’m keeping him in my office while Unity comes by to pick him up!

[Unity @All1Assimilate]

I don't know how often do Mortys kiss each other, but maybe don't right now? An unconnected Morty stumbled into the citadel. Don't want anyone becoming a hivemind! He kinda looks like this

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@rickr0t I think I’m gonna be sick

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@Damian_pines986 Is that how you say my name in Spanish

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

Nope! I’m just like any other Morty, I love Jessica haha

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@rickr0t Take this down before I take YOU down

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

WARNING FOR SENSITIVE CONTENT
Thank you to the brave Ricks and Mortys who aided me during the incident. Although it was something that should never have happened, I am a stronger, more resilient Morty because of it.

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@elliee3f He should come by the Citadel. I’d like to talk to him

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@zab_c137 Am I?

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

Ok it has come to my attention that doxxing is apparently seen as “problematic”. I apologize for my behavior, it won’t happen again.

[ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 ᴄʜɪɪ ‎₊˚⊹ @couldbechii]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Recently elected President Morty was found doxxing a random citizen over small threats on twitter. What does this say about YOUR president? Is this man ready to take on the actual pressure of the Citadel? More news on 3.

@PresMortyOffic

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@athenagpt Hey nice profile picture

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@athenagpt Where is your profile picture from

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@pill_swing Don’t you have some dancing to do?

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

What? I can’t defend myself anymore?

[🎤 Citadel Morning News @c1tadelnews]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Newly elected President Morty caught threatening a innocent citizen, what will his response be? 😱

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@Hippierick420 No violence I’m not violent

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@mortyagony Thank you

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@PinkTshirtMort Ok

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@mommymiIkersss Idc

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@dukedandyrick As long as you don’t take it out on Mortys, I’m all for it!

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@00zi4 @c1tadelnews @royaltymindy We can carpool

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

Legal? Not by Citadel standards. Do NOT get this surgery

[🩺💉 - SURGEON RICK @w0bblewobble]

Doing cheap (very legal AND safe, two in one, am I right?), Morty-to-Rick reassignment surgery. Wanna be like your grandpa? Only 400 shmeckles. Can't beat that.

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@royaltymindy If I move around my schedule a bit, I would be honored to come by

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@rickmeanswell I DO agree

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@awgzmorty Conditions* Damn it this is humiliating

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@awgzmorty No, hoarding Mortys is not legal. Especially under these consitions