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Taking the seriousness out of the daily press conferences

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@VictoriaPolice Wasting more police resources on stupid kids that'd run away from home. Growing up in foster care, you get to see a side to these kids that most people don't. Having to WASTE police time reporting these kids as 'missing' even though you know exactly where they are is pathetic

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@VictoriaPolice Why do we waste polices time with these kids who decide that they don't feel like going home

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@MaduraMcCormack @couriermail That's all well and good but how's that going to help when they're still not going to be available anywhere?!

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@9NewsMelb @LanaMurphy He LIED about having the correct excemption. No one else would be given the privilege of a hearing. Whys this cock roach deserve special treatment?!

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BREAKING NEWS....

Victoria is fucked

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@DaleHof17168004 Lockdown 7 is on the horizon

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@9NewsMelb Light travels faster than sound, which is why Do Nothing Andrews seems bright until he speaks.

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I couldn't agree more BUT look at America, in most cases, that information is available to the general public and look how many sex offenders get the shit beaten out of them each year because of that. Do we really want to insight violence like that?

[Lee Harrower @LeeHarrower]

@DanielAndrewsMP While you are at it…. I as a father and parent believe it is my right to know if a registered sex offender lives in my town..!!! Fix that too

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@PerthLive6PR CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON FROM CLEO! YAY, SHE WAS FOUNDS ALIVE 👏 NOW STOP CLOGGING UP MY NEWS FEED!

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...and if you're found to have blindly given hundreds of millions of dollars to a corrupt minister, you must self-isolate indefinitely, never to be seen again

#GladysBerejiklian

[NSW Health @NSWHealth]

If you test positive for COVID-19, you must self-isolate for at least 14 days until medically cleared – even if fully vaccinated.
Self-isolation means you must stay at home, except:
• For urgent medical care
• In emergencies
More: https://t.co/0ZNxN0Z1YB

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@GladysB If you decide to re-enter politics, come on down to Victoria. We'd be glad to have you. Besides, we need someone down here who knows what the fuck is going on

[The Hon Victor Dominello @VictorDominello]

I may have lost a Premier - but I have regained a friend.

Thanks Gladys for your leadership - service - humility and hardwork - over what has been an extraordinary 5 years.

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My guestimate is 1,080

[Victorian Department of Health @VicGovDH]

Today's new case numbers are slightly delayed but will be available soon. Thanks for your patience.

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@MagdaSzubanski That'd be right, NONE of these pathetic morons' Troller accounts contain a photo of themselves!

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@AFL @AFLPlayers

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